Sappy love junk needed.

[J.B.]

The corniest lines you’ve heard, read, said to someone when in love. What are they?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Yo bitch, I'm horny, you awake? I never heard someone fake snore so loud in their life...

 

[J.B.]

LMAO!


how 'bout.... no.

 

[Magical_Mother]

You can survive without me, but I can't without you.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

You're the air that I breathe, the EPA should test for toxins

 

[Rubyfruit]

"My stiff, pounding meatpole glides effortlessly into your warm, slippery love cove. My pace picks up as I thrust my pelvis against yours, clutching your mane on our long ride to far away..." ~ Purple Haze.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

"My stiff, pounding meatpole glides effortlessly into your warm, slippery love cove. My pace picks up as I thrust my pelvis against yours, clutching your mane on our long ride to far away..." ~ Purple Haze.

LMAO...somehow I just knew this would make its way here...

 

[Rubyfruit]

I couldn't resist.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

It is a timeless masterpiece. Future generations shall be quoting the King.

 

[Oscuridad]

Meatpole...

They sell a Vegeterian Mock Ham at the local Asian grocery that resembles that remark.

As for cove... Makes me wonder just how one would go about sailing a ship into Ruby.


As for my own contribution...

"You know you want to, you're a guy."

 

[J.B.]

tofu pole?

 

[Oscuridad]

tofu pole?

It's actually wheat-gluten based, but that is the takeaway I was expecting most to get.

Being impaled on a Tolfupole is likely to excite only rabid Vegans.

 

[Purple Haze]

Meatpole...

They sell a Vegeterian Mock Ham at the local Asian grocery that resembles that remark.

As for cove... Makes me wonder just how one would go about sailing a ship into Ruby.


As for my own contribution...

"You know you want to, you're a guy."

Well, yer just a regular Bill Shakespeare ain'tcha?

 

[Oscuridad]

Well, yer just a regular Bill Shakespeare ain'tcha?

No offense Mr. Haze.

I just don't like to liken myself unto... Produce.

As for any connection between me and the Swan of Avon, I am aware of none.

But heeyall if'n i don' talk purdy.

 

[J.B.]

It's actually wheat-gluten based, but that is the takeaway I was expecting most to get.

Being impaled on a Tolfupole is likely to excite only rabid Vegans.

I just had this image of rabid Vegans attacking my pussy. *shudder*

 

[Oscuridad]

I just had this image of rabid Vegans attacking my pussy. *shudder*

The real question is are you both organic and free-range

 

[honeylick]

tofu pole?

jiggly and limp.
-wrinkling nose-

not sexy.

 

[Oscuridad]

jiggly and limp.
-wrinkling nose-

not sexy.

Are you saying not even a rabid vegan would go for it?

 

[honeylick]

Are you saying not even a rabid vegan would go for it?

i'll take a cucumber over tofu anyday.

 

[J.B.]

The real question is are you both organic and free-range

of course! my puss is always free...






oh and the cucumber thing? I agree.

 

[Oscuridad]

i'll take a cucumber over tofu anyday.

I like a woman who can see the alternatives.

 

[Oscuridad]

of course! my puss is always free...






oh and the cucumber thing? I agree.

I'll be right back.
Must dash to the market for a couple of things

 

[Touch1]

As for cove... Makes me wonder just how one would go about sailing a ship into Ruby.


You just have to have the right tack.

 

[Oscuridad]

As for cove... Makes me wonder just how one would go about sailing a ship into Ruby.


You just have to have the right tack.

Borrow your navigational charts?

 

[J.B.]

*Waiting.....*