Santorum sang Push It

Never go to a diner with me.

I take out the salt and pepper shakers, move them around in the middle of the table, and sing that.
 
Isn't that song too sexual or is his homophobia really showing some head now?
 
I was an extra in Benny & Joon.

No lie.

It was filmed in Spokane. I was there when they filmed the part at the Milk Bottle cafe.
 
I was an extra in Benny & Joon.

No lie.

It was filmed in Spokane. I was there when they filmed the part at the Milk Bottle cafe.

Are you being serious right now? This is...HUGE. HUGE!!!!!
 
I can't breathe. I've sat here trying to think of something more impressive, and I've got nothing. That is the single coolest claim to fame I have ever heard of. Ever. It's my second favorite movie. I've seen it dozens of times. I am freaking out.
 
I can't breathe. I've sat here trying to think of something more impressive, and I've got nothing. That is the single coolest claim to fame I have ever heard of. Ever. It's my second favorite movie. I've seen it dozens of times. I am freaking out.

What.the.fuck>?
 
I was on The Richard Bey Show.
And I'm all over one of the Howard Stern specials.

Anyone impressed?
 
No to the diner scene.

Only my arm made the shot. I'm too fucking short.

:mad:
 
I was on The Richard Bey Show.
And I'm all over one of the Howard Stern specials.

Anyone impressed?

I've calmed down now. I just had "a moment."

And I don't know what to think about you being on Howard Stern. :confused:
 
The Tassles were great before they got big, now they're just another polka-crunk band.
 
No to the diner scene.

Only my arm made the shot. I'm too fucking short.

:mad:

That's good enough for me. I now have to contact all my girlfriends from high school to tell them that I know someone whose arm was in Benny and Joon. They'll have the same reaction I did. That movie was everything to us.
 
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