tender_elf
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There's still time to explain yourself to Santa and he might even believe you.
Dear Santa,
He ASKED me to bite him, honest.
Dear Santa,
He ASKED me to bite him, honest.
Santa, I can explain.
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snowkitten13
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Dear Santa,
He likes it when I'm naughty. Promise.
Love,
Snowkitten
He likes it when I'm naughty. Promise.
Love,
Snowkitten
HellBenttoo
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Dear Santa,
I wasn't playing with it when it went off, I was cleaning it. Honest.
I wasn't playing with it when it went off, I was cleaning it. Honest.
1sickbastard
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Dear Santa,
I want coal this year.
Lots of coal.
Is there any way I can increase what you leave me?
Regards,
1sb.
I want coal this year.
Lots of coal.
Is there any way I can increase what you leave me?
Regards,
1sb.
LusterMunky
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Dear Santa,
I'm not asking for one damn thing. Why? Because you're a fucking pervert, that's why. We all know what that 'sliding down the chimney' thing is. And then you work up a ten month boner in anticipation of little boys sitting on your lap. You are sick, just plain sick.
- The Munky
I'm not asking for one damn thing. Why? Because you're a fucking pervert, that's why. We all know what that 'sliding down the chimney' thing is. And then you work up a ten month boner in anticipation of little boys sitting on your lap. You are sick, just plain sick.
- The Munky
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JennyNo1
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But...but....you promised you'd bring me.....toys.....
Oooohhhh, THOSE kind of toys!
*Twisted*
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digs in closet for Santa suit
Dear Santa,
I wasn't playing with it when it went off, I was cleaning it. Honest.
This one cracked me up, if too many of us said this it might be bad!!
T
Twlightdreamer
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Dear Santa,
I can explain. . .
You know what? I shouldn't have to explain myself to a geriatric peeping tom like you.
-Me
P.S.
Bring me the whip I asked for and I'll use it on you- free of charge.
I can explain. . .
You know what? I shouldn't have to explain myself to a geriatric peeping tom like you.
-Me
P.S.
Bring me the whip I asked for and I'll use it on you- free of charge.
LusterMunky
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Thank you, and I believe I will enjoy more if I stick around and explore, don't you?
tender_elf
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I try really hard to be good and they tell me I'm really good then I find out I'm really good at being bad. oops
ViciousTease
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Dear Santa,
He asked me to tie him up, I swear. And I licked up all the whipped cream like a good girl, I didn't waist a bit! Speaking of which, can you add more whip cream to my Christmas list.
You're the best!
VT
He asked me to tie him up, I swear. And I licked up all the whipped cream like a good girl, I didn't waist a bit! Speaking of which, can you add more whip cream to my Christmas list.
You're the best!
VT
straypuss
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Dear Santa.
I'm sorry about the mess, but I can explain: the Santa at the Christmas party told me that I had to be naked before I sat on his lap and then I was supposed to fidget a lot or I wouldn't get my present. Look i'll fetch a cloth, I'm sure it'll come out.
I'm sorry about the mess, but I can explain: the Santa at the Christmas party told me that I had to be naked before I sat on his lap and then I was supposed to fidget a lot or I wouldn't get my present. Look i'll fetch a cloth, I'm sure it'll come out.
VIPER2121
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Dear Santa,
I was one of your top Elves for 15 years. I have just as much on you as you do on me.
That blonde girl in only a bow that you did those things do on your sleigh...
You said it was for "Qaulity Control"
and then there was the red head in Russia... you said that you need to make sure her high dollar lipstick wouldnt leave a stain on your Magical bag. I dont think she thought it was going to be that Bag of Goodies...
Beside Santa... she likes it when I do that think with my tongue while I have her tied to the bed...
I was one of your top Elves for 15 years. I have just as much on you as you do on me.
That blonde girl in only a bow that you did those things do on your sleigh...
You said it was for "Qaulity Control"
and then there was the red head in Russia... you said that you need to make sure her high dollar lipstick wouldnt leave a stain on your Magical bag. I dont think she thought it was going to be that Bag of Goodies...
Beside Santa... she likes it when I do that think with my tongue while I have her tied to the bed...
tender_elf
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He told me to strip him, tie him to the bed and take what I wanted. I wanted his wallet and car.
Bowlerpa06
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I really tried to get away but I just wasn't fast enough
tender_elf
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Dear Santa,
when they said Trouble I thought they said Bubble and I said let's have lots.
when they said Trouble I thought they said Bubble and I said let's have lots.
