Sanders' problems

[OldJourno]

Super Tuesday isn't so super for Bernie, and watching him address his adoring fans I realize he has significant issues going forward.
First off, on the stage in Vermont giving his standard speech I couldn't help but notice his wife is a total cow.
I have nothing against her. I'm sure in Moscow she'd be considered a hottie, especially if she had her hair up in one of those handkerchiefs and she had on some sensible, scuffed shoes.
The problem here, though, is that we're used to runway models and Michelle O.
The other issue for Bernie is his love affair with commie dictators. I've listened to the talking heads analyze this and speculate about that, but Bernie is sucking hind tit tonight because he admires people who line up other people in order to gun them down.
Plus, there are reports that occasionally people have seen shit leaking out of the inseam of Bernie's pants. They say when he's way hunched over that means he's working real hard to keep it in.
Oops, that's too much information.

 

[FGB]

Main problem is ...He is a Socialist!

 

[Klinkster]

Main problem is ...He is a Socialist!

No.
He’s a full fledged card carrying Marxist.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Ia a word, he's a richseptuagenariansocialistjewwhosneverheldanhonestjobinhislife.

 

[OldJourno]

Ia a word, he's a richseptuagenariansocialistjewwhosneverheldanhonestjobinhislife.

31 years ago tonight won the race as mayor of some place in Vermont.
First paying job he ever had.

 

[phrodeau]

Was she wearing a cloth coat?

 

[Tryharder62]

Not a Bernie fan but to call his wife a cow? Beautiful women come in all shapes and sizes.

https://www.mememaker.net/api/bucket?path=static/img/memes/full/2017/Feb/21/1/excuse-me-did-you-really-just-say-that.jpg

 

[butters]

Not a Bernie fan but to call his wife a cow? Beautiful women come in all shapes and sizes.

https://www.mememaker.net/api/bucket?path=static/img/memes/full/2017/Feb/21/1/excuse-me-did-you-really-just-say-that.jpg

they'd sooner a plasticated nude model as first lady, rather than an intelligent, straight-shooting, hard-fighting, loving and supportive wife who isn't there with hopes of titillating them

his wife doesn't have to be a playboy cover girl and fit in with the expectations of people like the op to be a great person. i don't know her, but the language he uses for her is disgraceful--and entirely expected from a trumpite. decent republicans would also find fault...with him.

 

[ishtat]

It's pretty mean to have a shot at Sanders wife but if it hurts Sanders...

On the other hand in a campaign, Biden's wife looks like she would be an asset - lot of energy, compares well with Mrs T.

 

[Kantarii]

Ia a word, he's a richseptuagenariansocialistjewwhosneverheldanhonestjobinhislife.

To simplify it, Bernie is a career politician.

 

[Conager]

they'd sooner a plasticated nude model as first lady, rather than an intelligent, straight-shooting, hard-fighting, loving and supportive wife who isn't there with hopes of titillating them

his wife doesn't have to be a playboy cover girl and fit in with the expectations of people like the op to be a great person. i don't know her, but the language he uses for her is disgraceful--and entirely expected from a trumpite. decent republicans would also find fault...with him.

It may have been apt, but it wasn't a specific dig at you. Harry is not running.

It's pretty mean to have a shot at Sanders wife but if it hurts Sanders...

On the other hand in a campaign, Biden's wife looks like she would be an asset - lot of energy, compares well with Mrs T.

If B8den can remember which 8s the wife, and which is the sister. . . .

Not a Bernie fan but to call his wife a cow? Beautiful women come in all shapes and sizes.

https://www.mememaker.net/api/bucket?path=static/img/memes/full/2017/Feb/21/1/excuse-me-did-you-really-just-say-that.jpg

Cows, on the other hand, come mostly cow-size and cow-shaped.

 

[trysail]

Sanders' main problem is that he's an idiot (and that goes for his wingman, the climate nutter, Bill McKibben).



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[HisArpy]

Not a Bernie fan but to call his wife a cow? Beautiful women come in all shapes and sizes.

https://www.mememaker.net/api/bucket?path=static/img/memes/full/2017/Feb/21/1/excuse-me-did-you-really-just-say-that.jpg

I agree with this - to a point.

In my world, there is what I call a "level of respectability" and she isn't making it. Bernie isn't either, but he's kind of fruitcakey so he can be forgiven for a lot of his appearance faults. Mrs. Sanders OTOH, isn't Bernie so she needs to be on the money.

"Level of respectability", in a nutshell, is where your appearance and mannerisms stoke confidence in those who see / interact with you. It is a "C" letter grade - nothing spectacular, merely getting the job done. Fall below "C" and people start passing you by because you don't look like you can get it done. Above "C" and people believe you're competent to do the job.

Bernie is running for POTUS, Mrs. Sanders needs to act/dress like a future FLOTUS. Right now she isn't making the grade and would be hard pressed to land a job as a scullery maid without a full resume and letter of reference.

She could change that but it would take money and desire. It would also ruin Bernie's skinflint take it from the rich rhetoric because it would highlight that he is what he preaches against.

 

[Bas_van_Fraassen]

Super Tuesday isn't so super for Bernie, and watching him address his adoring fans I realize he has significant issues going forward.
First off, on the stage in Vermont giving his standard speech I couldn't help but notice his wife is a total cow.
I have nothing against her. I'm sure in Moscow she'd be considered a hottie, especially if she had her hair up in one of those handkerchiefs and she had on some sensible, scuffed shoes.
The problem here, though, is that we're used to runway models and Michelle O.
The other issue for Bernie is his love affair with commie dictators. I've listened to the talking heads analyze this and speculate about that, but Bernie is sucking hind tit tonight because he admires people who line up other people in order to gun them down.
Plus, there are reports that occasionally people have seen shit leaking out of the inseam of Bernie's pants. They say when he's way hunched over that means he's working real hard to keep it in.
Oops, that's too much information.

It may have been apt, but it wasn't a specific dig at you. Harry is not running.



If B8den can remember which 8s the wife, and which is the sister. . . .



Cows, on the other hand, come mostly cow-size and cow-shaped.

^ Incels, unite!

 

[DroolinFool]

Main problem is ...He is a Socialist!

Yep. No need to write a page on the topic. Plain and simple.

 

[sygn]

^ Incels, unite!

No, they just have standards.
Unfortunately, we can't all look like those from the Hottest Asians and Smaller Breasted threads.

 

[Tryharder62]

It's pretty mean to have a shot at Sanders wife but if it hurts Sanders...

On the other hand in a campaign, Biden's wife looks like she would be an asset - lot of energy, compares well with Mrs T.

Looks like she might have the muscle in the family!

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/elec...tects-husband-from-lunging-vegans/ar-BB10Jr7e

 

[Tryharder62]

Cows, on the other hand, come mostly cow-size and cow-shaped.

https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/funny-cow-sticking-out-tongue-260nw-687527089.jpg

 

[colddiesel]

Sanders' main problem is that he's an idiot .

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Blimey, I have finally hit on something where Trysail is dead right.

 

[KeithD]

Right now she isn't making the grade and would be hard pressed to land a job as a scullery maid without a full resume and letter of reference.

I'm not a Bernie fan and his wife is no East European whore who came into the States under an inappropriate cheated immigration status and lied about having an architecture college degree, but his wife was provost and interim president of Goddard College and president of Burlington College, which hardly is scullery maid work.

 

[LincolnDuncan]

He should have registered as a Dem after 2016

 

[Curmudgeonly]

I'm not a Bernie fan and his wife is no East European whore who came into the States under an inappropriate cheated immigration status and lied about having an architecture college degree, but his wife was provost and interim president of Goddard College and president of Burlington College, which hardly is scullery maid work.

I have to wonder why Bernie isn't trumpeting his wife's accomplishments. . .

. . .could this be why? https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2016/05/16/vermont-college-that-bernie-sanderss-wife-once-led-is-closing/

He should have registered as a Dem after 2016

. . .and Bloomberg as a Republican.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

I did not fuck her.

 

[SpeareChucker]

She bankrupted "her" college...



That's pretty fucking hard to do.

 

[HisArpy]

I'm not a Bernie fan and his wife is no East European whore who came into the States under an inappropriate cheated immigration status and lied about having an architecture college degree, but his wife was provost and interim president of Goddard College and president of Burlington College, which hardly is scullery maid work.

Lol. Take a LOOK at her and see if she's making that grade.

"Level of respectability" is based on appearances. It's not "her qualifications" but appearances. Credentials don't mean squat. As you and the rest of the GB degenerates regularly tell us.