Samhain Is Close At Hand!

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Are You A Halloween Fan?
Whatcha Gonna Be?


Here Is A Funny Fer Ya'll!

THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX




10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.

6. Person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.

4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.

3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning...and, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex...



1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR

 

[Calamity Jane]

I'm a halloween nut... my house is more 'dressed up' for this holiday than it ever will be for yule/xmas. I start planning my kids' costumes sometime in June...

 

[TygerEyez]

Hehehe, I love Halloween. I'm getting a bunch of friends together and hanging out at Frightfest at 6 Flags. I'll be the Tiger running around, scaring the piss out of Bugs.

"C'mere you fricken rabbit."

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Trick Or Treat?

Halloween

The sky was yello,
the moon was green,
and the little old Witch
whispered:

"Halloween!"

and, at the word,
from an ivied tower
thirteen black bats
in a black bat shower
came fluttering through
the pea-green gloom
and rested there
on the WITCH"S BROOM!

(And a Witch's Broom-
pray not forget-
is a million times faster
than any JET!)
So they went to the moon,
and they circled about,
then they swept and they swept
till they swept it out;
they swept out the moon
and they made their flight-

THERE AND BACK

in a single night.

By: Ivy O. Eastwick

 

[lilminx]

Since my b-day is on Halloween, it's always been my favorite holiday. Now that I'm teaching, I have the perfect excuse to celebrate- besides Christmas, Halloween is my students' favorite holiday also. Last year I was a cheerleader, the year before that a naughty schoolgirl. I need something for going out, and I also need something relatively tame for my classroom. I was thinking maybe an angel for the classroom. I would be more than happy for any suggestions from anyone for eaither...

 

[Angel]

I'm going for the whole freaky, gothy, slutty Angel look.

Hot Topic has some black angel wings I need to buy this week.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

A Beaten Up Cheerleader, I Hope!

Ya GOTTA Be Scary!!!

Angel!?
What Is This Hot Topic Place, I Keep Hearing Bout It And Am Intrigued.

I'm Gonna Go All Out This Year The Kid Is Gonna Be A Skelly And I'm Gonna Be A Black Widow Spider Lady! OOOOOOOOO

I Have A Million Parties To Attend And A Show ( Grrr Hopefully) To Put Together And Host.

The Stairway Into Hell Will Be My Best Work EVER!!!
The Candy WILL NEVER Even Get Into Their Hands! HEE HEE HEE HA HA HA

Brigitta, My Macabre Maniquinne Is In The Shower, Wedding Dress And All, Getting Cleaned Off And Ready For Her Role As Dead Bride Yet Again! LOL

She Loves It!

The Shadow Cats Are Gonna HATE Me For A Week After, Cuz I Lock Them In The Bedroom During The Day & Night
People Are NUTS! They Will Take My Shadow Beasts And Kill Them Or Torture Them Or Worse! Gosh Only Knows.

And Of Course, I'll Be With A Few Special People That Night For That Special Thing Ya Know?

 

[Angel]

RNAB

http://www.hottopic.com

It's a store, usually in a mall. I'm addicted to it

 

[lilminx]

Re: A Beaten Up Cheerleader, I Hope!

Lol- no- I couldn't do that for the kids- I had to be a squeaky-clean, all-American cheerleader, pom-poms and all....

Your house sounds like it's going to be amazing for Halloween. Just talking about it makes me excited- I'm going to decorate my classroom with all the shit my mom gave me....

 

[Lord Emu]

i love halloween

I want to go as Kefka for halloween. By the way believe it or not Kefka is a man a picture of him is in this reply.