Salsa overtakes Ketchup...

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As Americas number one condiment.

About fucking time. The only thing worse than putting ketchup on anything is using mayo. Mayo is disgusting on anything, but people who put it on burgers should be lined up next to people who order steak well done and shot. Fuck that...that is too kind. They should be locked in a room with Dan and Fisted Sister till they kill themselves.

and as much as I like Salsa I still say Mustard was robbed.
 
Don't hate on mayo. It's probably one of the main reasons I was a fat kid. It's all fat, but it doesn't taste like it.
 
As Americas number one condiment.

About fucking time. The only thing worse than putting ketchup on anything is using mayo. Mayo is disgusting on anything, but people who put it on burgers should be lined up next to people who order steak well done and shot. Fuck that...that is too kind. They should be locked in a room with Dan and Fisted Sister till they kill themselves.

and as much as I like Salsa I still say Mustard was robbed.

The 90's called. They want their irrelevant news-flash back
 
Ketchup originally WAS salsa, more or less.

The exigencies of the mass food production industry created the sickly sweet glop that now goes under that name.
 
Living in Minnesota means that for most ketchup is too spicy. What the fuck. They have weird taste buds up here.


Give me the spice and give me a lot.
 
I like mayo on my mushroom/swiss burger.

Catsup is for fries though (when I'm not in the mood for mustard or A-1)

Mustard is for hot dogs.

Salsa is for tacos
 
Tabasco on just about everything, but that a flavor enhancer, not a condiment.


I also use prepared horseradish on just about every kind of meat.
 
Sriracha and mayo is a nice dipping sauce.
Cholula on anything, especially eggs.
 
line me up for the shooting because i fucking love mayonnaise!

aioli > everything

salsa needs to be spectacular for me to enjoy it, most is pretty bland and insipid. sorry if that offends anyone.
 
line me up for the shooting because i fucking love mayonnaise!

aioli > everything

salsa needs to be spectacular for me to enjoy it, most is pretty bland and insipid. sorry if that offends anyone.

It is worst than that...you will now be locked in a room with Dan and Fisted sister for a period of no less than a week.
 
spanish blood is too thick, man... tex mex makes me cringe a little, no lie.

so like i said, it needs to be fucking great and amazingly legit salsa for me to even begin to think about summoning a "oh, tasty!"
 

I checked my lost and found, it wasn't there. Where ever you may have lost that irony, it wasn't on me.

My family is as about as white-bread as it gets, and we always had salsa and hot sauce on the table at dinner time. Sometimes breaky as well. You can blame it on changing demographics all you want, but the fact is; them's good eats. When something's good, folks usually catch on all on their own.
 
I checked my lost and found, it wasn't there. Where ever you may have lost that irony, it wasn't on me.

My family is as about as white-bread as it gets, and we always had salsa and hot sauce on the table at dinner time. Sometimes breaky as well. You can blame it on changing demographics all you want, but the fact is; them's good eats. When something's good, folks usually catch on all on their own.

Not sure where you think I was blaming something I am in favor of on anyone....

I pretty much agree with most of what you just said.

I am starting to think you put mayo on your burger.
 
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