Saddam Hussein

Nice Guy. We talk on the phone sometimes. I told him about my problems and he consules me and sends me homemade cookies.

The media just hates him cos their press passes won't get them into the best parties of his.
 
I didn't really like him until he started making guest apperances on South Park.. Come to find out that dude is really funny!

He also has a heck of a pr department working for him.. How else did he get 100% of the vote?
 
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