Ryan Walters, "America's Worst State School Superintendent", abruptly resigns

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Oklahoma State School Superintendent Ryan Walters has abruptly resigned his position, one week after mandating "Turning Point USA" propaganda clubs be established in all Oklahoma public high schools.

Walters is leaving to quintuple his salary with that sweet, sweet billionaire largesse to be the public face of a new astroturf anti-public schools organization devoted to destroying the few remaining teacher public school unions in the United States.

Walters has always had his eye on national office, this is just the next step in his journey to MAGA Immortality.

Walters achievements include:
  • Prohibiting cat boxes in all public school restrooms. "Furries" must use toilets now.
  • Hiring the unholy skank who runs the rancid "Libs of TikTok" site as an advisor to monitor social media of Oklahoma students and denigrate transsexual students. One "outed" student committed suicide. Walters office smirked.
  • Requiring the King James Bible to be available in all public school libraries. Copies of the Bible MUST also contain a copy of the United States Constitution. The only version of the Bible and Constitution together happens to be the Donald J. Trump commemorative Bible. Since "time was of the essence", state purchasing agents were forbidden to negotiate bulk purchase discounts and ended up paying full retail price for each copy. The Oklahoma taxpayer paid the bill.
  • And as reported yesterday, required a Turning Point USA chapter in all public high schools.

Supernintendo Walters work in Oklahoma is done. He now moves to a national position to weaken public schools nationwide.
 
I laughed, but there is NOT a zero percent chance of that happening, so…

😳 😑 🤬

We. Told. Them. So.

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Facts say otherwise. ;)
Most of Trump's favorite rasslers are dead.
  • Hulk Hogan? Dead, brother.
  • Macho Man Randy Savage? Dead. ooooh yeah
  • Ultimate Warrior? Dead (unintelligible)
  • The Undertaker? Undead.
  • Chyna? Dead (although Trump still likes to invoke CHY-na fairly regularly)
 
Oh I LOVE this......Walter's new bully pulpit, Teacher Freedom Alliance, was smart enough to register the domain teacherfreedomalliance dot com before installing him as their Supreme Leader.

BUT!

Walter's own press release referenced him going to the TeacherS Freedom Alliance (note plural) and Toby Morton, a guy who creates blistering parody websites of political hacks (Greg Abbott, Ken Paxson, Eduardo "Ted" Cruz, ad nauseam), swooped in and registered the name teachersfreedomalliance dot com. Fun times ahead!
 
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