Rumour Thread

I heard that Seacat's wasn't really a firefighter and that he's not really married or in Florida. He's really a 97 year old athiemers patient in a home for unrepentent perverts in Cranston, Missouri.
 
SeaCat said:
I heard, from an annon source, that someone named Charly was seen feeding pieces of a retired radio host to the sharks at Disney World.

That is probably true. :p
 
CrimsonMaiden said:
I heard that Min is really a duck and is suing CD for being an imposter.

I heard Crimson was another word for fuschia or Brinnie? :D LOL (sorry)
 
CD likes to be anally raped by chapstick hoarding aliens.
 
Dar~ said:
CD likes to be anally raped by chapstick hoarding aliens.

Is it still considered rape if I sit around in corn fields in Iowa waitng for the lights in the sky?
 
cheerful_deviant said:
Is it still considered rape if I sit around in corn fields in Iowa waitng for the lights in the sky?
Only if it involves the cob. *nods*

:D

:kiss:

I heard that Charley walked in through the out door. *earworm*

And I heard that Dar checks out belly buttons while she's dancing at clubs. ;)

On a side note, I miss the X-files. :(
 
yui said:
Only if it involves the cob.

And I heard that Dar checks out belly buttons while she's dancing at clubs. ;)
:(

Ah.... that explains the rumor about her extensive collection of belly button lint.... :cool:
 
TxRad said:
Ah.... that explains the rumor about her extensive collection of belly button lint.... :cool:

TxRad is really an 80-year-old great-grandma, who still gets her groove on, but incognito.

Vella's knitting shirts for those less-than-hirsute men.....unlike the guy we saw at the cape.

Abs has made a new career choice: she's moving down to south Florida, and taking up Alligator wrestling.
 
cloudy said:
TxRad is really an 80-year-old great-grandma, who still gets her groove on, but incognito.

Vella's knitting shirts for those less-than-hirsute men.....unlike the guy we saw at the cape.

Abs has made a new career choice: she's moving down to south Florida, and taking up Alligator wrestling.
someone's gatta do it :rolleyes:
and
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
WHY O WHY?
please never mention 'sweater man on the cape' again. *gag*
 
Sophia Jane has been offline since 5 PM yesterday.

Britney Spears has been in the hospital giving birth.

Therefore, Sophia Jane must be Britney Spears.
 
Ted-E-Bare said:
Sophia Jane has been offline since 5 PM yesterday.

Britney Spears has been in the hospital giving birth.

Therefore, Sophia Jane must be Britney Spears.
Naw, SJ is much, much, much more desirable than Brittney Spears. :cool:
 
cloudy said:
TxRad is really an 80-year-old great-grandma, who still gets her groove on, but incognito.

Vella's knitting shirts for those less-than-hirsute men.....unlike the guy we saw at the cape.

Abs has made a new career choice: she's moving down to south Florida, and taking up Alligator wrestling.
That's a lie.
I''m teaching them to dance.
 
I think I know Victoria's Secret....and it's creeping up my ass....
 
I heard that Honey's in a very flirtatious mood...(And I gotta leave for work...fuck! what timing...)
 
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