Rumour Thread

[Honey123]

I heard Vella got pregnant by a turkey baster....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I heard Vella got pregnant by a turkey baster....

She's trying to get child support from Rubbermaid.

 

[Guest]

I've heard that Abs is really the 19 year old virginal little sister of Ashlee and Jessica Simpson.

 

[Guest]

I've heard that Abs is really the 19 year old virginal little sister of Ashlee and Jessica Simpson.

BBBBBAAAAHHHHHAAAAAhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa.............
oh god, thats just too funny

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I've heard that Abs is really the 19 year old virginal little sister of Ashlee and Jessica Simpson.

Wanna watch me lip synch?

 

[Guest]

Wanna watch me lip synch?

yeah, but what are we going to do about:
a) trying to make you look virginal *gag**snicker*
b) trying to afford enough make up to make you look 19 *grin*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

yeah, but what are we going to do about:
a) trying to make you look virginal *gag**snicker*
b) trying to afford enough make up to make you look 19 *grin*

Digital photography and a lot of night shots.

 

[Guest]

Digital photography and a lot of night shots.

sounds dangerous.
ok, show me.

 

[zeb1094]

I have it on good authority that Abs once went out with the boy made of wood. I have photo proof.

http://www.geocities.com/little_man_matt/ubb82wmpkg95zmqb85.jpeg

 

[Honey123]

I have it on good authority that Abs once went out with the boy made of wood. I have photo proof.

http://www.geocities.com/little_man_matt/ubb82wmpkg95zmqb85.jpeg

Hey..but the problem was she could never get him to lie...

 

[zeb1094]

Hey..but the problem was she could never get him to lie...

That's not what he told me and his nose did not grow, so I would have to assume that he told the truth.

 

[Honey123]

That's not what he told me and his nose did not grow, so I would have to assume that he told the truth.

Yeah..but you know Abs...she prolly took his nose of to use in a different place....

 

[Guest]

Digital photography and a lot of night shots.

Be easier and cheaper to just get me really, really, drunk.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Be easier and cheaper to just get me really, really, drunk.

That usually works better than the bag on my head.

 

[SeaCat]

I have heard that Shang and Ryhs kidnapped Evil and are holding him in a secret location for their own pleasure.

I have heard that Cloudy actually drive a Dodge dart, with the slant six in it and fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror.

Cat

 

[Guest]

I have heard that Shang and Ryhs kidnapped Evil and are holding him in a secret location for their own pleasure.

I have heard that Cloudy actually drive a Dodge dart, with the slant six in it and fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror.

Cat

no, the dodge dart is mine. hand painted (with marine paint and a paint brush) 1970 with hot pink seat covers and fuzzy dice...that bitch was mine.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I have heard that Cloudy actually drive a Dodge dart, with the slant six in it and fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror.

Cat

Cat, you're a great American and a fine human being, I suppose. But this thread is for rumors (or rumours as some would have it), not for proven beyond the slightest doubt of a shadow type facts everyone knows.

(besides, I heard it's this '76 Plymouth Volare)

http://www.roblins.bigstep.com/Images/76PlymVola01.jpg

Rumple Foreskin

 

[SeaCat]

Cat, you're a great American and a fine human being, I suppose. But this thread is for rumors (or rumours as some would have it), not for proven beyond the slightest doubt of a shadow type facts everyone knows.

(besides, I heard it's this '76 Plymouth Volare)

http://www.roblins.bigstep.com/Images/76PlymVola01.jpg

Rumple Foreskin

Damn it, I almost dropped my beer.

Cat

 

[fairysong]

I hear that SIMA and Moonie are getting married in Vegas and Ted is performing the ceremony.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Damn it, I almost dropped my beer.

Cat

Sorry. Seeing a vintage '76 Volare' can have that effect on a fella. I'll put a warning label on next time. Honest.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Belegon]

I heard the reason it's called the Love Shack is because Lucky and Vella have Fred Schneider tied up in the basement...

 

[Guest]

I hear that SIMA and Moonie are getting married in Vegas and Ted is performing the ceremony.

That's Reverend Ted FS.

 

[Honey123]

I heard that a certain someone was with a certain someone in a certain someplace...

 

[Guest]

I heard that a certain someone was with a certain someone in a certain someplace...

Inter-AH sex? Do tell.

 

[Honey123]

Inter-AH sex? Do tell.

Now, Ted, I'm not one to start a rumour...