Rumour Thread

[wishfulthinking]

Thought I'd start some rumours.

I hear English Lady and Sweetnpetite have been caught kissing behind the sports shed again.

 

[Guest]

OH MY WORD!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I have it on good authority that vella was the second man on the grassy knoll.

 

[Guest]

I have it on good authority that vella was the second man on the grassy knoll.

i thought you wouldn't tell!
blabber mouth.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

i thought you wouldn't tell!
blabber mouth.

It was that or the truth about how your attempt to use chapstick as lube went wrong and evolved into The Chapstick Conspirary.

 

[impressive]

It was that or the truth about how your attempt to use chapstick as lube went wrong and evolved into The Chapstick Conspirary.

Wax on ... wax off ...

 

[wishfulthinking]

Yeah, but Lucky didn't mention that it was dark and that it turned out to be lipstick and not chapstick. You have to be thankful for that.

 

[English Lady]

Thought I'd start some rumours.

I hear English Lady and Sweetnpetite have been caught kissing behind the sports shed again.

Shocking! Who knew?

 

[Liar]

I have it on good authority that vella was the second man on the grassy knoll.

1. She's not a man.
2. Maybe it's time to trim that thing.

 

[minsue]

2. Maybe it's time to trim that thing.

You made me choke on my coffee, you bastard!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You made me choke on my coffee, you bastard!

I'm sending Liar a gift certificate to his favorite restaurant.


Rumour has it that :
Lucky was experimenting with steroids at the time of her alleged 'accident'.....and vella is really a former czech gymnastics coach....and a man....named Vlad.

Lil Elvis is really Gary Coleman.

UFO's are frequently sighted over the GB.

and hot dogs are made from illegal immigrants.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Don't tell anyone I told you this but...... I heard Imp has a porn collection of over 60 Gb, including the nearly impossible to find "Richard Gere and the gerbil".

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh.

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

Heard thru the grapevine Salvor got a promotion.
I'm sure he'll be very happy as the new director of FEMA.

 

[impressive]

Don't tell anyone I told you this but...... I heard Imp has a porn collection of over 60 Gb, including the nearly impossible to find "Richard Gere and the gerbil".

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh.

That's it! I'm through sharing.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Heard thru the grapevine Salvor got a promotion.
I'm sure he'll be very happy as the new director of FEMA.

Female Enhancement Mentoring Aide.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Heard thru the grapevine Salvor got a promotion.
I'm sure he'll be very happy as the new director of FEMA.

ROFL!

Yeah put me in charge and see how quickly things get settled. "I don't give a rats ass if its authorized or not, I want food and water here in 20 minutes or I will personally lead the Mardi Gras parade straight up your ass and out your miniscule brainless skull!"

I'm only sweet and cuddly on the outisde

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

That's it! I'm through sharing.

Damn! and my download of "Bea Arthur Sex Video" was only halfway done!

 

[sophia jane]

Damn! and my download of "Bea Arthur Sex Video" was only halfway done!

*spew*

 

[impressive]

Damn! and my download of "Bea Arthur Sex Video" was only halfway done!

Now, I'm REALLY worried about you.

 

[eric shawn listo]

Did you see Bea Arthur on the Pamela Anderson roast?

Did I just admit I watched the Pamela Anderson roast?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Rumour has it that:

Mat is really the Queen's illegitimate second cousin on her mother's side and has been known to throw poker games in Windsor Castle when the Queen is away.

 

[English Lady]

.......

I'm only sweet and cuddly on the outisde

Lead me to the Hard bits!!!!



And Abs is really a kind hearted fairy -yeah, she does the grumpy human thing merely as a disguise......

 

[impressive]

I heard Zoot was spotted backstage seeking an autograph at a Britney Spears concert. (His pink, fuzzy autograph book and saxophone-shaped ballpoint were confiscated by security when he became belligerent about denied access.)

 

[English Lady]

I heard Zoot was spotted backstage seeking an autograph at a Britney Spears concert. (His pink, fuzzy autograph book and saxophone-shaped ballpoint were confiscated by security when he became belligerent about denied access.)

I heard he IS Britney spears *nods*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Lead me to the Hard bits!!!!



And Abs is really a kind hearted fairy -yeah, she does the grumpy human thing merely as a disguise......

Did you bump your head?