Rumor has it...

Awww do I scare you w/ my Glock? C'mon...I'm pretty much always nice, except when I'm being naughty :devil:
Seeing the frequency and content of your posts I feel confident in saying that the latter is often. lol

- Jake


Hey, are you trying to say that I'm a Lit whore?! *giggling* ;) Actually...some psycho chick(?) in the Lit chatroom once accused me of being a professional whore :cool: ... get real, like I would really do that for free, oh wait forgot there's always paypal :D
 
Hey, are you trying to say that I'm a Lit whore?! *giggling* ;) Actually...some psycho chick(?) in the Lit chatroom once accused me of being a professional whore :cool: ... get real, like I would really do that for free, oh wait forgot there's always paypal :D

How many hookers is this thread gonna attract? What, am I leading by example here?
 
A-ha! There is noob hazing! I knew it!

LoL - I'm a Noob too. Teknight edited my story for me - but I think I over worked him with the wealth of amateur mistakes I was making. Thanks Tek! You're a doll!

You may resume flirting with all the girls now, lol.
 
LoL - I'm a Noob too. Teknight edited my story for me - but I think I over worked him with the wealth of amateur mistakes I was making. Thanks Tek! You're a doll!

You may resume flirting with all the girls now, lol.

You rode me hard and long....more than this proud little noob could stand. Hot story though.
 
Stamina

It has just occurred to me that that my two poems (see them below) are lacking in length. They're both rather quick lays (on paper). Any advice for how I could deal with this? (Eternal curses to whomever mentions En zyte first)

The big 1 double Oh

Yo, yo azz is so fine
I wanna eat it out with wine.
But, a rosee? A cabernet?
Shall it match your complexion
Or your bouquet?

Now, would you please suck my cock?

and

You know who you are

You're a whore
(such a slut)
Fuck! Your pictures are hot
Down on your knees
Say pretty please,
Before you
suck my cock.

Swallow my load,
clean off your face,
Say "Thank you, daddy"
Say it with grace,
When you bend over
Just press your face
Into the floor and
Raise your ass.
Say "Thank you. More?".

(I've posted both in their own threads...look at the originals if you dare!)
 
A ? for PTK

If you are what you eat, and, if, like myself, you love eating pussy, what does that make you? (besides popular, that is)

Everybody else- if you wanna chyme in, feel free.

And to reward you for your hard work and juicy answers, here a video of Nina Hartley teaching you how to eat pussy right. I think I have it memorized....
 
...that the Playground is a vicious, vicious place.

Care to prove it wrong (or right)?

Stay away from the Brits...they're mean. They drink and swear and some of them are smelly...and that's just the women:eek:;)
 
Stay away from the Brits...they're mean. They drink and swear and some of them are smelly...and that's just the women:eek:;)

So, that's one vote against the Brits, from a Brit.

I've recently become aware of the fact that people start vicious rumors. As a result, I have to re-evaluate my take on Brits.
You can buy me a few drinks and persuade me one way or the other.
 
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Stay away from the Brits...they're mean. They drink and swear and some of them are smelly...and that's just the women:eek:;)

I don't mean to argue with the Janey-girl, but some of em are pretty darn great!

and maybe he likes women that drink and swear...and if he drinks enough with the women, he'd likely not notice the smell!
:D *psstttt to the thread host, that particular brit, is beautiful, fun, and all kinds of feisty ;)*
 
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