Rumor has it.....

[ABSTRUSE]

that the Chicago Litsters are actually appearing on an episode of Jerry Springer...called...."I write Smut...so what?"


what rumors have you heard lately?

 

[impressive]

I'm coming out on Oprah.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

rumor also has it that...

Vella's new job is bogus, she actually been breeding lemmings and teaching them to stop and ask directions first.

Lucky is really studying to be a Veterinary Assistant and chief dog groomer for "Al's House of Poodles"

Joey's Game is strip solitaire.

CharleyH is actually very articulate.

Shereads....what a crock of shit, she looks at the pictures.

Roxelby lives in a trailer with 32 feral cats all named Mr. Mange.

Zade is a Carmelite nun.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm coming out on Oprah.

As what?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Did you know....

Zeb Carter is the not talked about brother of Jimmy and Billy.

McKenna is actually a small asian landlady in San Francisco, known for her ability to throw fried wontons with deadly accuracy at pigeons that sit on her roof.

Imp did not win just an Eppie, but also an Eggie....she was the first to eat a 12 egg omelette and keep her cholesterol at a safe level.

Rumple and TXRad were barred from "The Big Texan" in Amarillo, home of the 72oz steak....they were caught using prosthetic stomachs.

RG was actually a member of the KGB but was tossed out because he couldn't speak Russian and was exiled to Canada.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I'm coming out on Oprah.

I'm coming with you!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm coming with you!

Ahem.

oh....you meant on Oprah.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I'm coming out on Oprah.

I thought you had this thing for Katie Couric.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[rgraham666]

RG was actually a member of the KGB but was tossed out because he couldn't speak Russian and was exiled to Canada.

It's a good thing for you I couldn't bear to break Vana's heart.

I'm hearing on the grapevine that Abs is actually some Rastafarian in Jamaica. He's been partaking so much in herb he believes he's Abs.

 

[Huckleman2000]

It's a good thing for you I couldn't bear to break Vana's heart.

I'm hearing on the grapevine that Abs is actually some Rastafarian in Jamaica. He's been partaking so much in herb he believes he's Abs.

...and he's going to open a sex-toy/head-shop called Rastaman Vibrations.

 

[cloudy]

I heard that Lit doesn't really exist...we're all members of a bizarre cult that worships sheep, and the idea that Lit exists has been planted by post-hypnotic suggestion by our grand memaw, Og.

 

[scriptordelecto]

I heard that.....

Ami was actually an eighteen year old girl with an eating disorder.

Vermillion is not a student, but an alternate personality of Rob Graham.

Slyc_Willie is a champion figure skater.

Script is a seventy-nine year old Alpaca farmer.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I heard that Lit doesn't really exist...we're all members of a bizarre cult that worships sheep, and the idea that Lit exists has been planted by post-hypnotic suggestion by our grand memaw, Og.

No, not Sheep. Goats

 

[Vermilion]

I heard that.....

Ami was actually an eighteen year old girl with an eating disorder.

Vermillion is not a student, but an alternate personality of Rob Graham.

Slyc_Willie is a champion figure skater.

Script is a seventy-nine year old Alpaca farmer.

Hey Rob, you hear that? I'm your alt!
Does that mean anything bad I say gets blamed on him from now on?

Yo - Amicus - men are crap and women are far more intelligent and should rule the world. We don;t need you.

Right. Blame Rob, I had nothing to do with this <sits back and smirks>

x
V

 

[scriptordelecto]

Hey Rob, you hear that? I'm your alt!
Does that mean anything bad I say gets blamed on him from now on?

Yo - Amicus - men are crap and women are far more intelligent and should rule the world. We don;t need you.

Right. Blame Rob, I had nothing to do with this <sits back and smirks>

x
V

 

[maggot420]

I heard that Lit doesn't really exist...we're all members of a bizarre cult that worships sheep, and the idea that Lit exists has been planted by post-hypnotic suggestion by our grand memaw, Og.

Does this mean I have to give back the sheep?

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Hey Rob, you hear that? I'm your alt!
Does that mean anything bad I say gets blamed on him from now on?

Yo - Amicus - men are crap and women are far more intelligent and should rule the world. We don;t need you.

Right. Blame Rob, I had nothing to do with this <sits back and smirks>

x
V

V your to cute for words sometimes!

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I heard that we are all just an experiment in some shlubs petri-dish in some university lab on some distant star in an alternate reality on a higher plane of existence.

Or

We're just mold in the bottom of a glass in Abs sink.

 

[Vermilion]

V your to cute for words sometimes!

x
V

 

[cloudy]

No, not Sheep. Goats

No, definitely not goats...sheep. Sheep and garderobes.

 

[Vermilion]

Rumour also has it that

Misty is a fifteen year old boy from Dorking who likes to flirt with gay women

Fallenfromgrace is a lighting technician for a gay male porn channel and

Matriarch is the strict headmistress of an all girls' school... wait, that's actually vaguely believable, isn;t it?

 

[scriptordelecto]

I've also heard that....

George Bush is just a well constructed puppet....oh..no wait, that one's true.

Lit trolls are actually humanitarians that are active in their communities.

Microsoft is a division of the CIA.

There is a conspiracy to keep us from finding out about the Lit bakery buffet.

 

[buxxxom]

Buffet? Pastries? Danish? Where?

 

[scriptordelecto]

Buffet? Pastries? Danish? Where?

See what I mean? I want my Pastry!

 

[Nirvanadragones]

We're just mold in the bottom of a glass in Abs sink.

That's not mold . . . it's lube . . .