Rubbing Alcohol on my pussy.......

[Starfish]

I ran out of this awesome aftershave, that is quite expensive btw, and so I decided to try the straight shit even though I thought it would burn, sting, hurt, make me scream.
I poured it into an empty Witchhazle bottle and squirted it all over my muff.

I cringed in advance, and I was pleasently suprised by a nice warm feeling that came over me, and it actually felt good.
Some dripped down my slit when I applied it to my lips, and it was a major turn on when it started to warm. It was a tiny bit uncomfortable at first, but it felt like a nice heating pad on my pussy. I liked it.

Needless to say, regardless of what miles thinks about people who say they did, I got laid this weekend. A lot.

Has anyone else done this? Is anyone interested in doing it now? Am I crass?

 

[miles]

Fishy

I believe you. Echinoderms never tell a lie!

 

[lickerish]

I was thinking *ouch*..

I use saline solution, works pretty well against the ichies and shaving bumps.. I have no idea why tho.


luv ya

 

[Starfish]

miles, Thanks for noticing..... I did lie once on here though, but that was while I was G.R. so it is okay, right?

lickey, I wonder if a saline/alcohol solution would be like a miricle against shaving bumps and itchies?

I didn't mention that not only did it make me rancidly (my generic term ) horny, but it worked againts the bumps and itchies.

 

[lickerish]

fishie.. lets just hope alcohol and saline doesn't have a bad chemical reaction to eachother..

otherwise, lets patent the stuff!

We can call it: Starfishie's Aftershave Miracle Solution.. prevents bumps and itchies and makes ya Lickably soft!

 

[Starfish]

LOL, That is great!!!!!!!

We can put a pick of a dude tongueing a nice pussy with the hair shaved into a star shape.

LOL.

I havn't had much chemistry yet, but I'd think it'd be okay to mix em, or it'd be dastardly hazardous.

 

[MrBates]

Volunteering

*raises his hand to volunteer, and sticks his tongue out*

 

[miles]

I give up..

What is GR????

 

[Starfish]

Mr. Bates, Do you have to be paid for this. We are just starting out as a company and we are broke?

You registered in NOV 2000, and you don't know who G.R. is?

Oh shame....

It's me! It's me!

I originally was registered here as G.R. (my initials) and then I begged and licked and sucked Laurel till she changed my name to my Rainbow Family name, Starfish. Now, don't even ask me about the Rainbow family.

Adoratrice's thread about the Rainbow Family

 

[MrBates]

Paid?

Heck no....I said I'd volunteer.....but if you wanna float some stock options my way, I would't complain. Just in case you hit it big time someday.

But I'd do this outta the kindness in my heart for you!!

 

[TN_Vixen]

a friend of mine

did the rubbing alcohol on his privates for some poison ivy a short while back and he was amazed at the feeling. I haven't the stomach for it myself.

I'd much rather try warm honey, chocolate fuge, flavored gel and get the beau to use his tongue to heat me up.

 

[Starfish]

Mr. Bates, I think you'd make a great CEO too. You'll get all the stock options you want.

Vixie, that is so much better... soooooooooo much better......

 

[miles]

Starfish

I knew that

 

[Never]

No, but I did spirt some antiseptic in there once.
And no, I did not cry.

 

[Guest]

are you sure it won't hurt like hell??

I mean... warming I can handle...... burning.. NO NO NO

 

[TN_Vixen]

why would you put aftershave

on your muff anyway?

 

[Starfish]

Miles, LIAR!



Jaded, I can't gaurentee anything, but for me it didn't burn. It was just warming.



Vixie, after I've shaved maybe?

 

[MrBates]

I'm game for a promotion to CEO.
You will have my best efforts, and we will make this thing a success.....

Now...what about rubbing stuff on my own privates? Is that part of my duties as well?

 

[Starfish]

Mr. Bates, Yes, you must always rub your privates on whatever is available to do so with, while serving our company.

Appearantly, Licky has run off now, and I am about to do the same, but honestly.... we will be back to get stuff rubbed on us soonly, I am sure.