Roses are Red, Violets are blue... Part Deux

Roses are red
Chrysanthemums umber
Thread-hog accuser
Couldn't be any dumber
 
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hope you have Vaseline!
Santa’s stuck in the flue.
 
Roses are red
Santa’s making lists…
Pairing his elves
For holiday trysts.
 
Red is the rose
White is the lily
Let’s have sex
Can I get a “dilly dilly!”
 
I love roses
That’s for sure
As long as they aren’t
From Roy Moore
 
Roses are red
As is my mood
Let's go out in public
And do something rude!
 
Roses are red.
Violets aren't quite blue
Excuse to hell out of me
For speaking to you.
 
Roses are red
Hydrangeas are green
Most folks here are nice
Just a few that are mean
 
Roses are red
Violets are blue
It has been weeks
Now my balls are too!
 
Sunflowers are yellow
So is a buttercup
Let me sit on your lap
And warm them right up

Roses can be yellow
Same as the buttercup
Please have a seat
We'll discuss what pops up
 
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Roses are red
And yellow and pink...
Flowers can mean
More than you think.
 
Roses are red
Stems thorny and green
Take the best part
The rest, leave unseen
 
Roses are red
Nuts are round
Skirts go up
Panties come down
Belly to belly
Skin to skin
When it gets hard
Lets stick it in.
 
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