Roses are Red, Violets are blue... Part Deux

[Sexybritches69]

Roses are red
As is Rudolph’s nose
Jingle your bells
Make me curl my toes

 

[Pantyboy74]

Roses are red
Grass is green
I'll munch on your pussy
I'll make you scream.

 

[sexywriterfla]

Roses are red
As is Rudolph’s nose
Jingle your bells
Make me curl my toes

Rose are Red
My jingle balls blue
Bend over baby
Cuz I want you

 

[Taegul]

Roses are red
Put on your earmuffs
Because I am a yellin'
take off these damn handcuffs!

 

[VIPER2121]

Roses are Red
Stocking are white
Spread your legs
And I'll fuck you all night

 

[Sloane32]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue...
Your stripper is here!
Happy birthday to you.

 

[Hypoxia]

Roses are rosy
Sharks have fins
I'd rather be doing
Siamese twins

 

[Pantyboy74]

Roses are red
These flowers are dead.
Whats the possibility
Of getting some head.

 

[Taegul]

Roses are red
Carnations are pink
Put some damn shoes on
Your feet really stink.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Roses are red
Carnations are pink
Put some damn shoes on
Your feet really stink.

Roses are red
This rhyme made me laugh
Shoes also protect
Against getting staph

 

[Sloane32]

Roses are red,
And some are thorny.
I can't really help you
When you're drunk & horny.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Roses are red,
But what gift to give Jen?
Anatomically correct
Gingerbread men!

 

[sexywriterfla]

Roses are red,
But what gift to give Jen?
Anatomically correct
Gingerbread men!

How's this?

 

[curvyangel1969]

Red are roses
Violets of blue
Let me sit on your face
And suffocate you

 

[Sexybritches69]

How's this?

Baking cookies like those
Must be just exhausting
But I see a place
That needs more frosting

 

[Sloane32]

Roses are red,
The stems are green...
What you spent on gifts
Is wonderfully obscene!

 

[sexywriterfla]

Baking cookies like those
Must be just exhausting
But I see a place
That needs more frosting

Frosting so sweet
And creamy good
Give me a lick
And throbbing wood.

 

[sexywriterfla]

Baking cookies like those
Must be just exhausting
But I see a place
That needs more frosting

Delicious cookies
Need chocolate chips
But these Gingerbread babes
Need big frosting nips

 

[Sexybritches69]

Delicious cookies
Need chocolate chips
But these Gingerbread babes
Need big frosting nips

Big frosting nips?
Don’t be so silly
That only happens
When they are chilly

 

[sexywriterfla]

Big frosting nips?
Don’t be so silly
That only happens
When they are chilly

Yummy frosting nips
Fresh from the oven
Sucking between my lips
Tastes like heaven

 

[Sloane32]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Christmas is coming,
And so are you!

 

[Taegul]

Roses are red
My shirt is black
I say with the utmost respect
That gal has one helluva rack!

 

[HBergeron]

Roses are red
Violets are brown
Why do I have to rhyme shit
To get you to go down?

 

[Hornblende]

Roses are purple
And violets are too
Since I installed
My Philips Hue ™

 

[Exescort]

Roses are black
Violets are pink
Some just lack
Others stink