Ronald McDonald Gets Some
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Quasimodem
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You Deserve A Break Today.
Oh! An illustrated story!
He entertains the kids, and she's not too chicken to sample an order of his new McNuggets!
I like it!
But, how are you going to handle the Trademarks?
Oh! An illustrated story!
He entertains the kids, and she's not too chicken to sample an order of his new McNuggets!
I like it!
But, how are you going to handle the Trademarks?
penguindance
Tingly all over...
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Axeltheswede
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This sounds like the "making love to the wrong identical twin" thing. Maybe the doing a clown part could make it fresh again.
Seems like it still needs a twist or two.
This sounds like the "making love to the wrong identical twin" thing. Maybe the doing a clown part could make it fresh again.
Seems like it still needs a twist or two.
i thought it would be fun to read.
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Someone Is Serious? Okay, Seriously!
Woman trying to 'make over' boyfriend, tells him he would be more successful in a 'regimented' business. At the moment, he is - say - a pool cleaner, or a dog walker.
She tells him, he should look for a job where he must wear a uniform - thinking military, security, police.
In fact, she says, if he is able to get such a job, and hold it for more than two weeks, she will show up at work and go down on him, right at his workstation. (Again, thinking, night security, etc.)
Boyfriend gets a job that requires that he wear a uniform, and holds it the requisite two weeks. True to her work, Saturday morning, the woman visits her boyfriend, while he is in uniform at work, and goes down on him.
The soccer moms are all aghast at the unexpected McFellatio presented before their little darlings, along with the McBurgers and McShake.
Woman trying to 'make over' boyfriend, tells him he would be more successful in a 'regimented' business. At the moment, he is - say - a pool cleaner, or a dog walker.
She tells him, he should look for a job where he must wear a uniform - thinking military, security, police.
In fact, she says, if he is able to get such a job, and hold it for more than two weeks, she will show up at work and go down on him, right at his workstation. (Again, thinking, night security, etc.)
Boyfriend gets a job that requires that he wear a uniform, and holds it the requisite two weeks. True to her work, Saturday morning, the woman visits her boyfriend, while he is in uniform at work, and goes down on him.
The soccer moms are all aghast at the unexpected McFellatio presented before their little darlings, along with the McBurgers and McShake.
Axeltheswede
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Now that is a slick idea, Quasi. I wonder if it is past the age line to have the little urchins witness a sex act.
There is a law here in Nevada prohibiting anyone under 18 from watching an adult gamble. And, it is enforced.
Interesting that people can't gamble themselves until they are 21. I guess that means, between 18 and 21, you can watch but not gamble yourself.
Getting back to your idea, is she putting the BJ on the wrong guy? Frost did start this thing with misidentity in mind.
Now that is a slick idea, Quasi. I wonder if it is past the age line to have the little urchins witness a sex act.
There is a law here in Nevada prohibiting anyone under 18 from watching an adult gamble. And, it is enforced.
Interesting that people can't gamble themselves until they are 21. I guess that means, between 18 and 21, you can watch but not gamble yourself.
Getting back to your idea, is she putting the BJ on the wrong guy? Frost did start this thing with misidentity in mind.
Axeltheswede
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Could be a funny scene. Girlfriend pulls out the clown's doniker and commences a hummer. Soccer Moms recoil in horror, quickly herding their little urchins to the exit. All the while giving backward glances to check out the guy's equipment.
Quasi has the take on this idea.
Could be a funny scene. Girlfriend pulls out the clown's doniker and commences a hummer. Soccer Moms recoil in horror, quickly herding their little urchins to the exit. All the while giving backward glances to check out the guy's equipment.
Quasi has the take on this idea.
