Romney just picked his VP!

[loquere]

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blo...mpaign-releases-first-picture-of-vp-pick.html

You heard it from the Loquere news agency first!

 

[phrodeau]

George W. Bush announced his support of Mitt Romney.

The guy is sunk now, for sure.

 

[about_average]

Yeah, I saw that yesterday. Looks like www.borowitzreport.com has been taken over by The New Yorker.
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blo...-acquires-the-borowitz-report.html#entry-more

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

George Zimmerman

 

[loquere]

I think it's going to be a John. Someone with the first name John.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The finalists

http://www.google.com/imgres?num=10...&w=480&h=359&ei=jZIIUKT5DOjf0gGW_Pj6Aw&zoom=1

 

[Sean Renaud]

He should totally double down on the Republican strategy of 2008. Bachman isn't quite the looker that Palin is but she'll do, and somewhere some porn star will get launched from a minor star to a major star playing her in movies. Everybody wins.

 

[loquere]

John Maccain!

 

[blobfish]

John Maccain!

No Scottish people! Send them all back.