Byron In Exile
Frederick Fucking Chopin
- Joined
- May 3, 2002
- Posts
- 66,591
Muy amigo!
As you see, I have promised to be drunk until now, and except for perhaps some six or eight-hour lapses, I have been true to my word, my friend. But now, our contract must end. You must take me off ignore, or I will be forced to kill your family.
It is true, I do still have one liter of vodka left, and I am doing my best to down it before June 30.
There is not much time for this.
Please, Senor Roberto... it does not have to end in a bad way.
As you see, I have promised to be drunk until now, and except for perhaps some six or eight-hour lapses, I have been true to my word, my friend. But now, our contract must end. You must take me off ignore, or I will be forced to kill your family.
It is true, I do still have one liter of vodka left, and I am doing my best to down it before June 30.
There is not much time for this.
Please, Senor Roberto... it does not have to end in a bad way.
