Robert Burns Day.... Ayyyyyye!!

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

today, the 25th of January, marks Robert Burns day in Scotland. Today will be a celebration of one of Europeans greatest poets and we celebrate this by serving Haggis & Mash (okay, I won't eat Haggis but I will eat loads of Mash hehe)
Traditionally the "man" of the house will recite Robert Burns' "Address to the Haggis" while cutting the first Haggis open.....
:heart: Scotland Forever! :heart:


Address to a Haggis


Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin'-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang's my arm.

The groaning trencher there ye fill,
Your hurdies like a distant hill,
Your pin wad help to mend a mill
In time o need,
While thro your pores the dews distil
Like amber bead.

His knife see rustic Labour dight,
An cut you up wi ready slight,
Trenching your gushing entrails bright,
Like onie ditch;
And then, O what a glorious sight,
Warm-reekin, rich!

Then, horn for horn, they stretch an strive:
Deil tak the hindmost, on they drive,
Till a' their weel-swall'd kytes belyve
Are bent like drums;
The auld Guidman, maist like to rive,
'Bethankit' hums.

Is there that owre his French ragout,
Or olio that wad staw a sow,
Or fricassee wad mak her spew
Wi perfect sconner,
Looks down wi sneering, scornfu view
On sic a dinner?

Poor devil! see him owre his trash,
As feckless as a wither'd rash,
His spindle shank a guid whip-lash,
His nieve a nit:
Thro bloody flood or field to dash,
O how unfit!

But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed,
The trembling earth resounds his tread,
Clap in his walie nieve a blade,
He'll make it whissle;
An legs an arms, an heads will sned,
Like taps o thrissle.

Ye Pow'rs, wha mak mankind your care,
And dish them out their bill o fare,
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies:
But, if ye wish her gratefu prayer,
Gie her a Haggis!
 
One of my favs

Clarinda, Mistress Of My Soul
(1788)


Clarinda, mistres of my soul,
The measur'd time is run!
The wretch beneath the dreary pole
So marks his latest sun.

To what dark cave of frozen night
Shall poor Sylvander hie ;
Depriv'd of thee, his life and light,
The sun of all his joy?

We part -- but by these precious drops,
That fill thy lovely eyes,
No other light shall guide my steps,
Till thy bright beams arise!

She, the fair sun of all her sex,
Has blest my glorious day;
And shall a glimmering planet fix
My worship to its ray?
 
How could I have forgotten!

Give me a sheep's stomach stuffed with oatmeal and offal anyday, LDWAH! (And a wee dram o' the glenfiddich, as well.)

A Red, Red Rose
by Robert Burns

O my Luve's like a red, red rose
That's newly sprung in June:
O my Luve's like the melodie
That's sweetly play'd in tune!

As fair thou art, my bonnie lass,
So deep in love am I:
And I will love thee still, my dear,
Till a' the seas gang dry:

Till a' the seas gang dry, my dear,
And the rocks melt with the sun;
I will luve thee still my dear,
When the sands of life shall run.

And fare thee weel, my only Luve,
And fare thee weel a while!
And I will come again, my Luve,
Tho' it were ten thousand mile.
 
Don't forget the neeps

"Haggis is such a mythical thing. We owe Burns a great deal. I mean, you don't see poets writing odes to hamburgers or pork chops. And of course, it's the nationalistic thing as well."
"I do absolutely adore haggis and it's just as well," Jo Macsween says. "I would gladly sit down to it with neeps and tatties for lunch every day. It's a very genuine love."
The Macsween haggis, still made in a stomach skin with two types of oatmeal and a heady concoction of spices (psst ... there's coriander in there) . . .
Many . . . of course, put off by the mere knowledge of what it's made of (sheep's 'pluck,' consisting of heart, liver and lungs or 'lites').
 
I have to admit I have never eaten haggis but my friends say it is not all that bad but certainly not something to be put on their menu on a weekly basis. :D
 
LittleDevilWithAHalo said:
Ladies and Gentlemen,

today, the 25th of January, marks Robert Burns day in Scotland. Today will be a celebration of one of Europeans greatest poets and we celebrate this by serving Haggis & Mash (okay, I won't eat Haggis but I will eat loads of Mash hehe)
Traditionally the "man" of the house will recite Robert Burns' "Address to the Haggis" while cutting the first Haggis open.....
You people are sick. Sick I tell ya. Haggis? http://www.egri.co.uk/smileys/blueshocked.gif What other country would let their greatest poet be remembered - annually - for spending his artistic efforts on such... such... stuff? http://www.egri.co.uk/smileys/drunk.gif Only a scot.
 
LittleDevilWithAHalo said:
I have to admit I have never eaten haggis but my friends say it is not all that bad but certainly not something to be put on their menu on a weekly basis. :D


I have eaten haggis. It needed ketchup. Lots and Lots of ketchup.

I was underwhelmed...

:)
 
Rhys said:



I have eaten haggis. It needed ketchup. Lots and Lots of ketchup.

I was underwhelmed...

:)

But I could go for a few drams of Glenfiddich...


<<<and after a few drams...I turn into Mel Gibson>>>;)
 
Rhys said:


But I could go for a few drams of Glenfiddich...


<<<and after a few drams...I turn into Mel Gibson>>>;)

*peeking under Rhys' kilt* WoHoo!! :D
 
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Snidely posted by LittleDevilWithAHaggisFetish
well, at least we got something to remember unlike you folks over there :D

We got lots of stuff we remember over here. We got... um... lemme think here...

. . . . don't rush me, I'm thinking . . . it's not just food, ya know? It's not like I can just think back to lunch and say "Here's something to post at literotica..."

Enron. Lewinsky. Watergate. The Indy 500. Cuban Cigars. Miracle Bras. French cut bikinis... um... Lots of stuff.
 
don't let jesse

LukkyKnight said:
Enron. Lewinsky. Watergate. The Indy 500. Cuban Cigars. Miracle Bras. French cut bikinis... um... Lots of stuff.
helms hear you got Cuban cigars. (Contraband!)

But regarding the original subject, I do find haggis more palatable with ketchup--I was afraid to offend anyone (read LilDev) by admitting it, but she's afraid to eat it at all! Whatever happened to "Scotland the Brave?"
 
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LukkyKnight said:


We got lots of stuff we remember over here. We got... um... lemme think here...

. . . . don't rush me, I'm thinking . . . it's not just food, ya know? It's not like I can just think back to lunch and say "Here's something to post at literotica..."

Enron. Lewinsky. Watergate. The Indy 500. Cuban Cigars. Miracle Bras. French cut bikinis... um... Lots of stuff.


I got the vague feeling that you'll be celebrating "Pretzel Day" instead of "President's Day" from next year on :D
 
LittleDevilWithAHalo said:


*peeking under Rhys' kilt* WoHoo!! :D

Now***thats*** a claymore!

Care for a tumble in the heather??;)
 
Re: don't let jesse

kotori said:
she's afraid to eat it at all! Whatever happened to "Scotland the Brave?"


I'm not Scottish, I just happen to live here :D
 
Re: don't let jesse

kotori said:
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Whatever happened to "Scotland the Brave?"

Too many English in the bloodline...that's why they still haven't voted themselves out of the commonwealth...

Free Scotland!
 
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Rhys said:


Too many English in the bloodline...that's why they still haven't voted themselves out of the commonwealth...

Free Scotland!

I dont think that would be legally possible but the Scots have gained much more freedom since the Iron Lady with the Ugly Handbag has left 10, Downing Street :)


'fiddling in the heather with Rhys' hehe
 
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LittleDevilWithAHalo said:





'fiddling in the heather with Rhys' hehe

Och! girl, yer a naughy one...methinks yeh be needin' a good tickle...just 'bout there!
 
Haggis puts me in mind of when the Scottish scientists announced that they had cloned Dolly. A friend of mine asked me what I thought about it, since it was a pretty momentous thing. My reply, which ended up as his sig file for about 6 months was.

"Well, it's just proof that there really is nothing a Scotsman won't do with a sheep."
 
Evil Bastard...

LittleDevilWithAHalo said:


tickle where? :D

Twas somewhere near yer ribcage, girl but ya kept movin' me hand around...
 
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