Roasting Lickerish!

[Starfish]

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol; dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke; dead.
Third worm in sperm; dead.
Fourth worm in soil; alive.

Lesson to adhere to:
As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms

 

[lobito]

Fishie, when you're funny, YOU ARE FUNNY.

WTG! girl.

Lo

P.S. - how much you charge for one of your paintings? a Portrait?

 

[Wizard]

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol; dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke; dead.
Third worm in sperm; dead.
Fourth worm in soil; alive.

Lesson to adhere to:
As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms

And another lesson learned........................

 

[Starfish]

Lobito, I pm'd you the info because I conveyed some private stuff in there, but I figured that I would clarify my situation publicly so others know.

One thing I want everyone that is interested in my work to know....

If any of you are interested in my work, please PM or email me about it instead of asking me here, not that I am offended by Lobito’s questions. That is no biggie. I am very flattered that he is interested in the details.

It is just that I will not run my business through poor L&M's website. This isn't a market place.



So, since I refuse to run my business here, please contact me in private at Starfish@buckeye-express.com or through PM here to recieve a copy of my information.
Just so everyone knows that I don't alter my prices by the person, I charge, in general, around 12.50 an hour for painting, but place price caps on what I will charge, if my work exceeds the rate I feel comfortable charging.

These things are only worth so much.

 

[decadentp]

This is wisdom

 

[Mellon Collie]

Lesson to adhere to:
As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms

Sounds like a plan to me.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Re: Re: Roasting Lickerish!

Sounds like a plan to me.

Well I'll drink and smoke with you if you want... the rest will come....

 

[Mellon Collie]

Re: Re: Re: Roasting Lickerish!

Well I'll drink and smoke with you if you want... the rest will come....

We'll have to test that theory.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Anytime, precious.

And no Mouse is NOT invited.