maggot420
Literotica Tofu
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"When I was on acid, I would see things like beams of light. And I would hear things that sounded an awful lot like car horns."
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer,"
"Dogs are forever in the push-up position,"
"Swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw and people can identify. It's the only cheese you can bite and miss. 'Hey Mitch -- does that sandwich have cheese on it?' 'Every now and then!' "
"Is a hippopotamus really just a cool opotamus?"
-- Mitch Hedberg
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer,"
"Dogs are forever in the push-up position,"
"Swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw and people can identify. It's the only cheese you can bite and miss. 'Hey Mitch -- does that sandwich have cheese on it?' 'Every now and then!' "
"Is a hippopotamus really just a cool opotamus?"
-- Mitch Hedberg