RIP Mitch

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"When I was on acid, I would see things like beams of light. And I would hear things that sounded an awful lot like car horns."

"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer,"

"Dogs are forever in the push-up position,"

"Swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw and people can identify. It's the only cheese you can bite and miss. 'Hey Mitch -- does that sandwich have cheese on it?' 'Every now and then!' "

"Is a hippopotamus really just a cool opotamus?"

-- Mitch Hedberg
 
I started a Mitch a thread the other day and no one replied. Hmphh.

Well, anyway, in memory of Mitch:

"An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs."

"Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy . . . all day. And, if you have on a backpack, it's like you got a weak midget tryin' to bring you down."

"Fruit on the bottom, hope on top."

The world lost a great comedian. He was my favorite and will be missed. RIP, Mitch! We love you all-encompassingly!
 
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Hey, thanks for commenting on my Mitch thread, man. ;)

It's so unbelievable that he died. I think it's just now starting to sink in. I mean, we only knew him thru his comedy, but he was so young (as yui stated) and right on the edge of becoming huge. *shakes head* I just don't understand, sometimes.

You can leave flowers at his virtual grave:

http://findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=10710406&pt=Mitch Hedberg

It's kinda cheesy for some, but the way I look at it, I'll probably never get there in real life, so to pay my respects online is as good as it gets.
 
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