Riff's birthday tribute

freescorfr

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I've just read Riff's prayer in B_B's Prayer thread:

http://www.literotica.com/forum/sho...&threadid=77867


Like a lot of Riff's post it's real, very real.


Maybe people could post some of their best riffisms for his birthday. His porn, his philosphy, his witticisms, himself.


I know that all over Europe people are burning texts like Savonarola's persecutors.

http://toy.thespark.com/burn/earl.cgi

As a start here is his prayer. a little abridged. The original is what I call a real prayer.


:
God.

I am trying. I fuck up a whole shitload. I sometimes wish you and your sluts would just send my stupid ass a goddamn jizz and tell my stupid ass fuckin' what that bastard is you and your sluts want for my stupid ass to fuckin' do, but if you did that, then, shit, I would never learn how in the hell to figure shit out for myself. That piece of shit rules. That bastard's so god-damn hard sometimes. That bastard hurts like hell sometimes, but I forgive you and your monkey...................

If I think of my stupid ass as just being a part of you and your hand-job, all I can do is hum, and be awed by how in the hell completely complex, multitudenous, all-encompassing, and uncomprhensable the whole damn is to a little fart like my stupid ass. You are a motherfucking fucking tirp.

Have a god damned GOOD day, God. I should wallop your throat. I'll try to do the fucking same.

riff

PS- you know fuckin' what I mean
 
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