riff......you short, fat-hater!

[La Principessa]

clean your PM box out!!
JOKING about the title but I'm following your lead in getting people's attention with eye popping titles!!

 

[riff]

k....

LOL

 

[La Principessa]

about damn time.....what? couldn't reach the buttons???

 

[La Principessa]

okay you iconoclast you......

try cleaning it out AGAIN, short stuff!

 

[riff]

k

 

[La Principessa]

Randy Newman........

his song just kind of says it all, doesn't it??

 

[riff]

heh

Bitch.

 

[tortoise]

Everytime I see riff's new av, I hear the following Beastie Boys snippet in my head:

Cause I'm a high plains drifter the best that you can get
A strapped shoplifter a pirate on cassette
Bust a Travis Bickle when I feel that I'm getting pushed
Don't step to me or you're gonna get mushed

 

[La Principessa]

yeah but you love it when I'm rough with you...now hush up and take it like a good boy!!!

 

[riff]

La Principessa

Yes....

And to think, I was an altar boy once.

 

[La Principessa]

alter boy, huh?

that's good.....I'm a former Catholic school girl myself!!

 

[riff]

great, now bend over and let me fuck your ass so that you'll still have your cherry when your knight comes......

My momma didn't send me to a private school for nothing, ya know.

 

[La Principessa]

lol

I haven't had that cherry since 1978!!! When I married my knight. If you notice, I said FORMER.
Now, when it comes to bending over a table....I think you should be the one to do that........*swack

 

[riff]

OK, just beat me with some rosary beads while I say an Act of Contrition... heheheh

 

[La Principessa]

beads???

I got some beads for you baby!! But first you got to bend over that table you were talking about........*weg*

 

[riff]

Don't use the cross end first.

I'm tender. Too many strap-on dildo's in this joint. Kinda rubs a guy raw.....

 

[weathered2]

Re: beads???

I got some beads for you baby!! But first you got to bend over that table you were talking about........*weg*

ME! ME! I'll bend over for you Principessa! *oops, did I say that out loud?*

 

[La Principessa]

ooohh...we have a new player....ah yes!
okay.....now relax and let me spread you a bit.....*wink
lube or no?

 

[weathered2]

ooohh...we have a new player....ah yes!
okay.....now relax and let me spread you a bit.....*wink
lube or no?

Well, it's not exactly an untrodden path, but it's not the beltway either. Yes, lube first, please, then show me what you got, sweetie!

 

[riff]

You guys are a bunch of fucking raincoat wearin' perverts!

Heh!

 

[La Principessa]

You guys are a bunch of fucking raincoat wearin' perverts!

Heh!

oh yeah?!? And just WHO handed us those Macs??? Hmmm??

Originally posted by riff
great, now bend over and let me fuck your ass so that you'll still have your cherry when your knight comes.........

 

[weathered2]

You guys are a bunch of fucking raincoat wearin' perverts!

Heh!

ABSOLUTELY!