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Riddle me this....or that.

When is a door not a door?....when its 'ajar'.

What happens Once in a minute,twice in a moment and never in a thousand years??.....The letter 'M'

I enjoy riddles and funny word play, im not particularly good at either but never the less, id enjoy seeing whats out there. Please post all and any Riddles and random funny word play. Thanks J:)
 
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Jamiegeo said:
I enjoy riddles and funny word play, im not particularly good at either but never the less, id enjoy seeing whats out there. Please post all and any Riddles and random funny word play. Thanks J:)
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What goes up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?

Go on. Guess. :cattail:
 
A young child goes up to a wise man and shocks him by asking him,
"What one thing do I have that God does not have?" What does he have that God hasn't?
 
Looks like it is a cold shower then lol. But before I go

As long as I eat I am alive, but when I drink I die what am I?
 
DeeJay2609 said:
Looks like it is a cold shower then lol. But before I go

As long as I eat I am alive, but when I drink I die what am I?
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You'll have to forgive me, I'm a little tipsy..

A worm! The always leave the dirt when it rains around here.
 
I am not used to this cold weather; spent from July to Oct in the States on vacation last year; then back to Oz for our summer and just had a month in the the US travelling so the cold is really affecting me.
Only 2 months and it will be spring.

A fire is romantic but rather drink a cold beer in the sunshine :D
 
DeeJay2609 said:
I am not used to this cold weather; spent from July to Oct in the States on vacation last year; then back to Oz for our summer and just had a month in the the US travelling so the cold is really affecting me.
Only 2 months and it will be spring.

A fire is romantic but rather drink a cold beer in the sunshine :D
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That's my plan when I win the lottery. Just move to wherever it's warm at the time... Oz and the States... 45 is warm, though, compared to winter here, where it can get in the teens and below. That's why I'm moving! Lol
 
Here's hoping you get your wish

This is about as cold as it gets but summer temps average mid 90's and occasionally hit 110.

Aircon is a must
 
DeeJay2609 said:
Here's hoping you get your wish

This is about as cold as it gets but summer temps average mid 90's and occasionally hit 110.

Aircon is a must
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It is! Mine is one now, but it's more to keep the humidity down. I'd rather have windows open and listen to the night sounds.
 
Good night to you; I enjoyed it Thank you

If you are agreeable I will pm you so that maybe we can talk again
 
Hey folks WELCOME to the thread...Now settle down and try and find a seat in the jammed packed house...lol...
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clistenovena

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I enjoy riddles and funny word play, im not particularly good at either but never the less, id enjoy seeing whats out there. Please post all and any Riddles and random funny word play. Thanks J

What goes up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?

Go on. Guess.

Goooood one Nova, I would have to agree with DeeJay and say umbrella too or a chimney sweeps Erection.... :D

were we right?????
 
G'day Deejay & BarefootGirl. ;)

DeeJay2609 said:
A young child goes up to a wise man and shocks him by asking him,
"What one thing do I have that God does not have?" What does he have that God hasn't?
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The audacity to think he has anything god doesn't...pfft...kids these days!...:D ;) Good one Deejay..
DeeJay2609 said:
Looks like it is a cold shower then lol. But before I go

As long as I eat I am alive, but when I drink I die what am I?
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barefootgirl69 said:
You'll have to forgive me, I'm a little tipsy..

A worm! The always leave the dirt when it rains around here.
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This one id never get!...Good one again..

Good to see everyone getting on in here, keep em coming;)
 
A cowboy outlaw rides into town on Friday.
He runs amuck for 4days. Whilst in town he proceeds to drink as much as he can and gamble in all the variations that the town has to offer. In the process he has 3 fights, shoots 1 man and gets caught in an xrated situation by the madame of the whore house with one of her girls, no clothes on and 4 large frozen sausages...
Before word gets around at 9am he Hightails it out of town on Friday.....

How is this possible??????
 
Jamiegeo said:
A cowboy outlaw rides into town on Friday.
He runs amuck for 4days. Whilst in town he proceeds to drink as much as he can and gamble in all the variations that the town has to offer. In the process he has 3 fights, shoots 1 man and gets caught in an xrated situation by the madame of the whore house with one of her girls, no clothes on and 4 large frozen sausages...
Before word gets around at 9am he Hightails it out of town on Friday.....

How is this possible??????
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His horse's name is Friday.
 
Ok this one is pretty common

If it's information you seek, come and see me.
If it's pairs of letters you need, I have consecutively three.
 
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