Ricks Top 5

[Marxist]

Re: Ricks Top 5 Lit Questions

Rick’s Top 5 Lit Questions

5.Is Rubyfruits Popsicle really made of plastic?

4. Why are there so many fucking lawyers on this Board?

3. What is up with KillerMuffin’s green ass? Supplementary Question: Is she about to turn into the Incredible Hulk?

2. Ever noticed that all the really long rambling posts are by women and Marxist?

1.When Laurel posts, do you look up?

huh?

Guess you never ran across Shy Tall Guy or Todd or UncleBill or yayati. I'm verbose, but these fellas can fill an entire page with digital crap that you have to scroll through.

Forgot, the Laurel question is so true. I'm terrified of late-20 year-old webmistresses. You think she'll accept a sacrifice of a small gray cat for penance?

 

[sexy-girl]

3. Sexy Girl
It’s all in the name and those lips.

yikes

 

[miles]

My Top 5, in no special order


estevie
juicy lips
Rubyfruit
sexychele
RisiaSkye

 

[Rick DeVille]

Rick DeVille's Top 5 Rejected crusty near-suicidal middle-aged white guy avatars:

Fuck my family is posting here now! I hope Mink doesn't show up

 

[nasty]

You've got it right, my friend. Would you please play a little lighter on the "Me, me, me, me, me, me!" stuff. We all did fine before you got here, you know. I'd like to get to know you, but your approach has been kind of off-putting so far.

You're, "Smarter than the average Bear." I agree. I've known you for only 2 days, and I'm already beginning to get annoyed. I'm beginning to have flashback's of SEXYNESS!!!!!!!!!*Shivers*

 

[Mellon Collie]

You're, "Smarter than the average Bear." I agree. I've known you for only 2 days, and I'm already beginning to get annoyed. I'm beginning to have flashback's of SEXYNESS!!!!!!!!!*Shivers*

No, nothing is worse than the bright colors and fragments of thoughts that were impossible to piece together. It drove me insane.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Ricks Top 5 Lit Questions

huh?

Guess you never ran across Shy Tall Guy or Todd or UncleBill or yayati.

Nope, haven't run accross them and, now you've told me, I'm not gonna

 

[Rick DeVille]

That was me, fuck it!

 

[nasty]

No. Rick's not THAT annoying. She/he was the 1st person that I could think of. And, at least you havn't gone into the entire 400 threads/min. thing. ECK!!!!!! I shouldn't of given you that idea.

 

[Rick DeVille]

No. Rick's not THAT annoying. She/he was the 1st person that I could think of. And, at least you havn't gone into the entire 400 threads/min. thing. ECK!!!!!! I shouldn't of given you that idea.

You better explain, Im up for a challenge

 

[nasty]

I'm not going there. That me just say, I actually think you have the potential of being cool, Rick. Refer to what estevie said about writing pointless drivel non stop.

 

[Rick DeVille]

I'm not going there. That me just say, I actually think you have the potential of being cool, Rick. Refer to what estevie said about writing pointless drivel non stop.

Potential to be cool? I never knew there was degrees of coolness.

And how cool is it to be cool on a porn board?I don't think it would be cool at all on the Right Wing Bible Thumpers Bulletin Board

But thats just me.


Look out, Im verbose.

 

[nasty]

I give up. You seem hopeless.

 

[Rick DeVille]

I give up. You seem hopeless.

I think youre right but I was just innocently trying to start an deeply intellectual debate.

I'd like to think that a discussion on coolness is up there with Guess That Food, When Did you last Masturbate and other thought provoking threads.

Obviously not.

 

[Guest]

Rick the dick

 

[SimplySouthern]

You never did answer my question.

Who is my AV?

I have to know. I really must know.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Rick the dick

Good retort, I'm in awe again at the intellectual capacity.

Hey, Nasty, you forgot to log in

 

[Guest]

You never did answer my question.

Who is my AV?

I have to know. I really must know.

Shut the fuck up. It is not you.

No body wants to hear any more of youre I'm so hot bullshit

 

[YogiBare]

I’m easy to know if you have intelligence and a sense of humour. If you can’t laugh at everything, fuck it!

That's great, Rick! I agree!

Rick DeVille quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by YogiBare

My very own trolly-poo to play with.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------



This just fucking says it all!

What happened to your sense of humor, Rick???????

 

[nasty]

Good retort, I'm in awe again at the intellectual capacity.

Hey, Nasty, you forgot to log in

That wasn't me, but, thanks for playing.

 

[Rick DeVille]

What happened to your sense of humor, Rick???????

Humor? I don't have a sense of humor. Thats obvious, isn't it?

 

[nasty]

What happened to your sense of humor, Rick???????

He only uses that when he wants too.

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Ricks Top 5 Lit Assholes

oh stop.

will you drop of a pizza on your way?

Only if you give me the tip you've promised

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Shut the fuck up. It is not you.

No body wants to hear any more of youre I'm so hot bullshit

My third grade cousin could troll better than this. Here, let me help:

1. Nobody is one word, not two.

2. "Your" is the proper spelling for the second person possessive.

3. Use contractions. Your phrasing sounds stilted.

4. You're an annoying asshole.

 

[SimplySouthern]

To make no mention, Doc, of the fact that I AM so hot.