Rick De Ville & foxinsox in a Bar in downtown Canberra

[tonyp]

pouring another scotch...has the piano been drinking?

 

[Rick DeVille]

Mr DeVille, are you trying to get me drunk so you can have your wicked way with me?

PS: He isn't wearing sox

No drinks in an internet cafe, time to move on.

 

[tonyp]

Debbie ...can I buy you a drink ..I know I have been drinking quite a bit ..but when you drink as much as I do ..you have to start early...

 

[Debbie]

Debbie ...can I buy you a drink ..I know I have been drinking quite a bit ..but when you drink as much as I do ..you have to start early...

*cough* Don't blow my cover. You buy 'em. I'll supply 'em.
What'll it be?

Short black, cappichino, latte...

 

[tonyp]

women and good coffee..tw great pleasures

 

[Debbie]

women and good coffee..tw great pleasures

Yeah, woman, good coffee, clean soxs, a warm bed
and a good book to read. What more could one ask for?

What chapter are you up to?

 

[tonyp]

I am up to the bit where she looks herself in the mirror ...she looks beautiful..faultless..she smiles tosses her hair back and turns and walks out...

There infront of her is a tall dark haired stranger ...his eyes follow her to the corner of the room ..she sits in the cubicle at the end ..she looks up ..he is still stairing

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I walk up to the table. This is the part of the job I really like. "Mr. DeVille? Your Amex has been declined. Would you like to try another card, or do you want to just want to quit posing altogether and start washing some glasses?"

 

[lavender]

 

[kotori]

I don't know, Lavy. I do recall Rick mentioning being in South-east Asia last week, and foxy mentioned going to Eastern Australian. (Not that I'm stalking anyone--I just like geography.)

But you (and a certain rodent who will go unnamed) have no right to complain about joke threads. *ahem*

 

[Problem Child]

Goddamnit.

And I had a flight booked. Quantas, of course (they never crash).

Deville...you bastard.

 

[lavender]

 

[Mistress]

If its true...I'm jealous..of both people

 

[Summery]

Looks like I am going to have to call Australia today.

Foxy one, will you be home?

 

[Ferris]

I don't know, Lavy. I do recall Rick mentioning being in South-east Asia last week, and foxy mentioned going to Eastern Australian. (Not that I'm stalking anyone--I just like geography.)

Of course you're not stalking.



If Literotic was a London tabloid newspaper, this would be front page with pictures.

 

[AusTess]

Debbie summed it up (are you in the corner behind the sad potted palm?)

I'm buying the drinks, drink up foxy

Uh,nope.

That was me.


I KNEW i shoulda tried the lamp shade.

 

[Guest]

Uh,nope.

That was me.


I KNEW i shoulda tried the lamp shade.

I would have looked at a monkey in a lamp shade.

 

[AusTess]

Well duh.


I take OFF the monkey costume to get INTO the lampshade one.

 

[scrymettet]

thank you

Well duh.


I take OFF the monkey costume to get INTO the lampshade one.

 

[Guest]

Well duh.


I take OFF the monkey costume to get INTO the lampshade one.

Much better, more appealing by far

 

[AusTess]

Much better, more appealing by far

Says you.


You'd be suprised by the amount of men who find me incredibly sexy when dressed as a monkey.




Maybe it has more to do with what i do with the banana...


But anyways,No one has mentioned my breasts for days.

Do so now.

 

[Guest]

But anyways,No one has mentioned my breasts for days.

Do so now.

Couldn't see them in the monkey suit, now I can.

 

[AusTess]

Took ya long enough.

I dont like there to be so long a break between praise sessions.

 

[Guest]

If its true...I'm jealous..of both people

Some would like to know

 

[tonyp]

You leave a bar for a few hours ...and look what happens...tut tut
Debbie I did'nt mean it honey ..I actually liked your stories ...but prehaps you change the ending ....Oh...by the way Rick is not really Rick ..apparently he is really Susan ...I would'nt have guessed it myself ...but there you go ...Just don't let the papers know (did you get that) ...for now I will have a red ...in a big glass ..are you sure the piano has'nt been drinking?