Revenge Fantasies

[bg23]

When I get angry at bf I like to tell him about the elaborate ways I plan to kill him. Our conversations generally go something like this:

"I'm going to throw you into a pit. And the pit will be full of slugs. And worms. And jellyfish. And then once you've been drowned in worms and jellyfish I'll haul you out and throw you into another pit. And this one will have spiders in it. And scorpions. And a lion. And after they're done with you I'll toss you into a swamp with a hippopotamus and a crocodile --"

"Wait, wait - am I still alive? This is amazing, am I some kind of wizard?"

"Yes, you're alive, just mauled and bloody. Anyway, after the crocodile rips off some of your limbs I'm going to throw you into a lava pit. And there'll be snakes."

"Snakes? In lava? Are they fireproof?"

"They'll be made of fire. And they'll eat you. And then you'll be dead. And melted."

"Are you sure I'll be dead? What if I don't die?"

"Then I will chop you up and feed you to like 5 lions. And then I will throw the lions into the lava."

"Okay, dear."

My disturbingly violent tendencies aside, what revenge fantasies do you indulge in? Do you ever think about ways you'd like to kill someone? And if you're one of those annoyingly moral people who thinks killing is wrong, do you ever fantasise about revenge in other ways?

 

[CHNOPS]

:whistles innocently:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=784773

 

[IndieSnob]

I just had one of those!

IndieSnob: You should quote that!
Indiesnob: No, I may ruin someone's fun.
IndieSnob: OK, I am going to run off to the Isolated Blurt Thread and post about it.
Indiesnob; OK, you do that and then go back and quote it.
IndieSnob: You fucking moron, Indie. You didn't quote it. Now Dolf, BG & Sonny won't send you personal nude photos because you forgot to quote it.
Indiesnob: I'm going to have a revenge fantasy about strangling you slowly you stupid ass shit, and I'll even make a post about it later.

 

[bg23]

:whistles innocently:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=784773

I think that was the first post of yours that I read and thought, "Oh, he's not completely boring."


I don't remember where I read this, but it's something I've kept in my head for years now (which means it must be important, as things generally don't stay in my head for very long if I have no immediate use for them). It was something somebody said, maybe as part of a comedy thing -- "always keep a bag of cement handy, in your basement."

But it's actually really good advice. It really eliminates the issue of having to run out and get one after you kill someone.

 

[thør]

Revenge Rule #1 - Never talk about what you plan to do or what you have done.

 

[CHNOPS]

I think that was the first post of yours that I read and thought, "Oh, he's not completely boring."

Whereas up until then...

 

[bg23]

Revenge Rule #1 - Never talk about what you plan to do or what you have done.

I don't even want to know what the fuck a Revenge Fight Club would involve.

 

[Destinys_Bitch]

I was always told living well was revenge enough.

It is not.

 

[bg23]

I was always told living well was revenge enough.

It is not.

those people are the same doofuses who came up with "money can't buy happiness".

 

[thør]

those people are the same doofuses who came up with "money can't buy happiness".

Nelson Rockefeller once said, "Money isn't everything." Of course, he had them both, money and everything.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I was always told living well was revenge enough.

It is not.

Living well works best when you are not seeking revenge.

 

[CHNOPS]

I don't understand why the lions had to die just because you were pissed at your boyfriend.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

I think I would never want to piss you off.....lol....I don't think I have ever really thought about killing someone but their have been people where I work that like to rat people out for things that have ended up getting people fired. I find myself watching the rats closer after they rat. I kind of refuse to stoop to that level but I find it tempting. People have been fired for some silly and insignificant things they shouldn't have been fired for....In my opinion anyway.

 

[thør]

The 11 rules:

Thou shalt neither trust nor confide in anyone!
If you do, that person could eventually betray you. Even if it is a relative or spouse, don't tell anybody what you are up to. Implicated accomplices are OK.

Thou shalt never use thy own telephone or revenge business!
Always use a public telephone or that of an unwitting mark so calls cannot be traced back to you or to someone who knows you.

Thou shalt not touch revenge documents with thy bare hands!
Bare hands leave fingerprints. Wear gloves.

Thou shalt become a garbage collector!
Once your victim places his trash outside his house or office for pickup, it is legal for you to pick it up yourself. You can learn a lot about your mark by sitting through his papers and such. The pros do it all the time.

Thou shalt bide thy time before activating a revenge plot!
Give the victim time to forget about you and what he's done to wrong you. Getting even too soon makes it easier for him to discover who's doing it.

Thou shalt secure a "mail drop" address in another city!
You don't want revenge mail being traced back to your recidence/home, do you?

Thou shalt learn everything there is to know about thy victim!
The best revenge schemes or plans are hatched by people who know their victims better than their victims know themselves.

Thou shalt pay cash all the time in a revenge plot!
Checks, money orders, and other paper transfers can be traced back to you. Cash cannot.

Thou shalt trade with merchants who have never heard of you!
Do business with people only once when involved in a revenge plot. You can wear a disguise so the people you are involved with will have trouble identifying you in a legal confrontation.

Thou shalt never threaten thy victim!
Why warn your intended victim that you are going to get even? When bad things begin to happen to your victim - wether or not you caused them - your victim will remember your threat, and he or she will set out to even the score with you.

Thou shalt not leave evidence laying around, however circumstantional!
If you are thought to be actively engaged in having fun at your mark's expense, the authorities may visit you. Thus, it would be prudent not to have any of my books at home or in the office. Note well what Francois de La Rochefoucauld wrote in Maximes, "The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it."

 

[bg23]

Nelson Rockefeller once said, "Money isn't everything." Of course, he had them both, money and everything.

Hah!

I don't understand why the lions had to die just because you were pissed at your boyfriend.

At first I thought, but it was a massacre, all sorts of animals were involved, but then I realised; you're right - the only ones who died with him were the lions, and this seems unfair.

So I suppose I will have to throw all the animals in all the pits into the lava pit.

 

[serpentwrap]

I would hate to get on the wrong side of you. Your BF must love you a great deal...

 

[bg23]

aha - my plan is coming to fruition.

i have just obtained the first specimen to execute my revenge!

 

[bg23]

I think I would never want to piss you off.....lol....I don't think I have ever really thought about killing someone but their have been people where I work that like to rat people out for things that have ended up getting people fired. I find myself watching the rats closer after they rat. I kind of refuse to stoop to that level but I find it tempting. People have been fired for some silly and insignificant things they shouldn't have been fired for....In my opinion anyway.

You should leave a lot of cheese around their desks.

I would hate to get on the wrong side of you. Your BF must love you a great deal...

I'm a goddamn sweetheart.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

The 11 rules:

Thou shalt neither trust nor confide in anyone!
If you do, that person could eventually betray you. Even if it is a relative or spouse, don't tell anybody what you are up to. Implicated accomplices are OK.

Thou shalt never use thy own telephone or revenge business!
Always use a public telephone or that of an unwitting mark so calls cannot be traced back to you or to someone who knows you.

Thou shalt not touch revenge documents with thy bare hands!
Bare hands leave fingerprints. Wear gloves.

Thou shalt become a garbage collector!
Once your victim places his trash outside his house or office for pickup, it is legal for you to pick it up yourself. You can learn a lot about your mark by sitting through his papers and such. The pros do it all the time.

Thou shalt bide thy time before activating a revenge plot!
Give the victim time to forget about you and what he's done to wrong you. Getting even too soon makes it easier for him to discover who's doing it.

Thou shalt secure a "mail drop" address in another city!
You don't want revenge mail being traced back to your recidence/home, do you?

Thou shalt learn everything there is to know about thy victim!
The best revenge schemes or plans are hatched by people who know their victims better than their victims know themselves.

Thou shalt pay cash all the time in a revenge plot!
Checks, money orders, and other paper transfers can be traced back to you. Cash cannot.

Thou shalt trade with merchants who have never heard of you!
Do business with people only once when involved in a revenge plot. You can wear a disguise so the people you are involved with will have trouble identifying you in a legal confrontation.

Thou shalt never threaten thy victim!
Why warn your intended victim that you are going to get even? When bad things begin to happen to your victim - wether or not you caused them - your victim will remember your threat, and he or she will set out to even the score with you.

Thou shalt not leave evidence laying around, however circumstantional!
If you are thought to be actively engaged in having fun at your mark's expense, the authorities may visit you. Thus, it would be prudent not to have any of my books at home or in the office. Note well what Francois de La Rochefoucauld wrote in Maximes, "The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it."

#12: Thou shalt not show content once revenge has been exacted.

 

[IndieSnob]

aha - my plan is coming to fruition.

i have just obtained the first specimen to execute my revenge!

 

[MNGuy]

Regarding revenge towards business associates, I would like to secretly change their Powerpoint presentation to show kiddie porn, followed with their termination from the company, divorce from their wife, arrest by the police, conviction by the courts, and constant man raping in prison.

 

[ivantheterrible]

i don't plot revenge. i just hope she falls down a flight of stairs and breaks her neck.

 

[girlsmiley]

You people suck at revenge.

Amateurs.

 

[bg23]

I'm now paranoid about it's relatives coming back and seeking revenge on me.

Regarding revenge towards business associates, I would like to secretly change their Powerpoint presentation to show kiddie porn, followed with their termination from the company, divorce from their wife, arrest by the police, conviction by the courts, and constant man raping in prison.

This is elaborate, but absolutely doable.

i don't plot revenge. i just hope she falls down a flight of stairs and breaks her neck.

Install a trick step. Or sacrifice some virgins.

 

[ivantheterrible]

Install a trick step. Or sacrifice some virgins.

my ex is so clumsy it'll happen without installing anything, eventually.

sacrifice a virgin? these days that's child murder.