Return of the rant.

Ravenloft

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So, here I'm setting on a quiet sunday night, all comfy in my love seat, back in my room, my kitty is snuggling up next to me with his constant, though quiet purr whirring away. The yellowish overhead light illuminating the keyboard, whilst I tap at them, wearing the letters off little by little. The pc screen gleams softly down at me like some sort of bright eyed vixen with doe eyes that you just can't pull your eyes away from... And her gentle, yet wild beauty just beacons you closer and closer until you swear you could just turn into a mass of electrons and zip right through the screen to join her in oblivion forever and a day, and you would be alright with that because she is the only one that ever listened to you, that will always listen to you, no matter what! But when you open her up to crawl inside in an attempt to join her, all you find is a mass of cords and wires, and you scream. "Where is thine soul ye empty hearted harpy!" But never do you hear a reply, save for the soft hum of electricity and the quiet whirring of heat sink fans... And still, to this day shit mocks you, grinning wide eyed down at you as you type and type and type away, but none of it means any thing to the souless whore, for she knows your addicted to her and that she can toy with you at her whim and you become a dried up, beaten, cringing mass of flesh that can no longer step outside for fear the brightness of the sun will render your mole sized eyes blinded and you will stumble around in darkness for the rest of your life...
 
Um er Mr Ravenloft? Sorry to interrupt your rant but are you ok? :D
 
Ravenloft said:
So, here I'm setting on a quiet sunday night.....can no longer step outside for fear the brightness of the sun will render your mole sized eyes blinded and you will stumble around in darkness for the rest of your life...


I like the cut of your jib.

And all so very true...

I'm sliding away into never, never land right now.

pp
 
Perfectly alright, just thought you would like some of my odd drunken stuppor induced humor.


What is a Jib anyway PP? And does it hurt to be cut?
 
Ravenloft said:
Perfectly alright, just thought you would like some of my odd drunken stuppor induced humor.


What is a Jib anyway PP? And does it hurt to be cut?

Ravenloft said:
Perfectly alright, just thought you would like some of my odd drunken stuppor induced humor.


What is a Jib anyway PP? And does it hurt to be cut?
A jib is a triangular sail at the bow of the boat
It's a sailing term. Pirates used it all the time. Kinda like I like who you are. Or the man you are.

p_p_man can correct me if I am wrong. :)

Carry on with your rant. You were saying? :D
 
Ravenloft said:
Perfectly alright, just thought you would like some of my odd drunken stuppor induced humor.


What is a Jib anyway PP? And does it hurt to be cut?


Pulling myself back from the duvet of my mind...

A sail. The pointy sail that goes in front of a mast on a dinghy...


MMMmmmmmzzzz...

pp
 
Re: Re: Return of the rant.

p_p_man said:



I like the cut of your jib.

And all so very true...

I'm sliding away into never, never land right now.

pp
Ahhh if I was you I would slip into the land of nod and leave never never land alone. She is a cool chick but i don't think she would appreciate you slippin anywhere near her.
:cool:
 
Mr Ravenloft (thru loud-hailer) Raise your hands slowly and step away from the computer.....
 
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