Retiring a sex toy

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After yesterday’s anal session I am retiring a toy. Good thing I am not gay or I would be in pain. That Vice is just too big for me. Sticking to the smaller Aneros vibrating ones. Which originally all there was the Vice. Now in garbage and gone. Sticking to the Helix. The pain going in and after just not worth it.

I am planning to buy this though. I read it’s better than the Helix.
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What toy have you retired?
 
I've tried vibrating prostate toys, but they don't work for me. I've actually tried a few toys, but I keep coming back to my $3 five-inch buttplug. I can pretty reliably get prostate orgasms with it, but I've never gotten one with any other toys.
 
After yesterday’s anal session I am retiring a toy. Good thing I am not gay or I would be in pain. That Vice is just too big for me. Sticking to the smaller Aneros vibrating ones. Which originally all there was the Vice. Now in garbage and gone. Sticking to the Helix. The pain going in and after just not worth it.

I am planning to buy this though. I read it’s better than the Helix.
Getting soon


What toy have you retired?
Sounds gay to me !
 
We retired Barney, our enormous purple dildo. My wife used to LOVE being stretched, and Barney was a beast! With age comes thinning of the vaginal tissues, and thus we're not pushing any envelopes anymore.
 
Good thing I am not gay or I would be in pain
What does that mean?

And as a veteran of Literotica I'm sure you understand that your sexual orientation is not related to what toys you use or what parts of your body you involve in your sexual activity. It's related to the gender of your chosen sexual partners. ..So toys have nothing to do with it.
 
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