Retiring a sex toy

[live4thebj]

After yesterday’s anal session I am retiring a toy. Good thing I am not gay or I would be in pain. That Vice is just too big for me. Sticking to the smaller Aneros vibrating ones. Which originally all there was the Vice. Now in garbage and gone. Sticking to the Helix. The pain going in and after just not worth it.

I am planning to buy this though. I read it’s better than the Helix.
Getting soon


What toy have you retired?

 

[9to5]

hope that works for you. I like the smaller ones 1 inch and under

 

[LMTPA]

I've tried vibrating prostate toys, but they don't work for me. I've actually tried a few toys, but I keep coming back to my $3 five-inch buttplug. I can pretty reliably get prostate orgasms with it, but I've never gotten one with any other toys.

 

[lifeis2short2b]

After yesterday’s anal session I am retiring a toy. Good thing I am not gay or I would be in pain. That Vice is just too big for me. Sticking to the smaller Aneros vibrating ones. Which originally all there was the Vice. Now in garbage and gone. Sticking to the Helix. The pain going in and after just not worth it.

I am planning to buy this though. I read it’s better than the Helix.
Getting soon


What toy have you retired?

Sounds gay to me !

 

[LeSabreur]

We retired Barney, our enormous purple dildo. My wife used to LOVE being stretched, and Barney was a beast! With age comes thinning of the vaginal tissues, and thus we're not pushing any envelopes anymore.

 

[SophieUK]

‘Pushing envelopes ‘

 

[LMWM321]

Good thing I am not gay or I would be in pain

What does that mean?

And as a veteran of Literotica I'm sure you understand that your sexual orientation is not related to what toys you use or what parts of your body you involve in your sexual activity. It's related to the gender of your chosen sexual partners. ..So toys have nothing to do with it.

 

[live4thebj]

What does that mean?

And as a veteran of Literotica I'm sure you understand that your sexual orientation is not related to what toys you use or what parts of your body you involve in your sexual activity. It's related to the gender of your chosen sexual partners. ..So toys have nothing to do with it.

Triggered are we?

 

[LMWM321]

Triggered are we?

Again, with a cryptic remark. ..Triggered by what?

 

[lets_roll_12]

All comments regarding orientation aside, I’m curious to hear your thoughts on your purchase. Maybe it’s just me, but those ‘horns’ with the red dots or lights (presuming that is what they are?) look kind of uncomfortable when inserted… apologies if I’m off- base with this observation, just curious to hear thoughts.

 

[live4thebj]

All comments regarding orientation aside, I’m curious to hear your thoughts on your purchase. Maybe it’s just me, but those ‘horns’ with the red dots or lights (presuming that is what they are?) look kind of uncomfortable when inserted… apologies if I’m off- base with this observation, just curious to hear thoughts.

The one I own those things work like handles. After you lube it you want to get it in there and wiping your hands before that really isn’t an option. I keep baby wipes and paper towels next to me for each session.

 

[awired50]

After yesterday’s anal session I am retiring a toy. Good thing I am not gay or I would be in pain. That Vice is just too big for me. Sticking to the smaller Aneros vibrating ones. Which originally all there was the Vice. Now in garbage and gone. Sticking to the Helix. The pain going in and after just not worth it.

I am planning to buy this though. I read it’s better than the Helix.
Getting soon


What toy have you retired?

I did not know they had a vibrating Helix. Will look into. Love my Vice tho! I have no pain. Lotsa coconut oil.

 

[Pabiporffor]

A few years ago a charity shop here was begging people to stop donating old used sex toys. Swansea charity shop asks customers not to donate sex toys - BBC News https://share.google/hfTaN75LaAWuvns6y

It kinda makes sense you'd want your toy to go to a new home rather than to landfill.