~Respond With Princess Bride~

Hello..my name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
 
Probably some local fisherman... out for a pleasure cruise... at night... in eel- infested waters.
 
“I'm going to read it to you for relax.”

“Does it have any sports in it?”

“Fencing. Fighting. Torture. Poison. True Love. Hate. Revenge. Giants. Hunters. Bad men. Good men. Beautifulest Ladies. Snakes. Spiders... Pain. Death. Brave men. Cowardly men. Strongest men. Chases. Escapes. Lies. Truths. Passion. Miracles.”

“Sounds okay.”
 
"I am the Dwead Pirate Roberts! There will be no survivors!"

"My men are here. I am here. But soon, you will not be here!"

"The Dread Pirate Roberts takes no survivors!"

"All your worst nightmares are about to come twue!"

"The Dread Pirate Roberts is here for your soouuls!"
 
I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself. However, since I can't have you follow me either.
 
lol. love that one.

"You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen."
 
Inigo Montoya: Who are you?

Man in Black: No one of consequence.

Inigo Montoya: I must know...

Man in Black: Get used to disappointment.

Inigo Montoya: 'kay.
 
You mocked me once; never do it again! I died that day! And you can die too for all I care!
 
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