~Respond With Princess Bride~

[bookworm469]

Have you the wing?

 

[ILuvSmalBreasts]

Why won't my arms move?

You've been mostly dead all day!

 

[HisSecret]

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

 

[Darkmind70]

Do you always begin conversations this way?

 

[MaxGrant]

He's probably some local fisherman. Out for a pleasure cruise. At night. In eel-infested waters.

 

[Que]

"Because, I am not left-handed either!"

 

[Artofromance]

Never get involved in a land war in Asia

 

[60HzHum]

"We are men of action, lies do not become us."

 

[Que]

No, your your ears you keep and let me tell you why...

 

[policywank]

I am the dread pirate Roberts.....there will be no survivors

 

[policywank]

Give us the key.

What key, I don't know what key you mean.

Fezic rip his arms off.

Oh you mean this key.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Buttercup's emptiness consumed her.

 

[SlightlyGone]

Miracle Max:

Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT, a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that. But that's not what he said! He distinctly said "to blave." And, as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff," huh? So you're probably playing cards, and he cheated—

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Murdered by pirates is good.

 

[Blase]

"Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist."

 

[curvyangel1969]

Inconceivable!

 

[PapaRomantic]

I know the secrets of the Fireswamp. We can be quite comfortable in there for a long time.

 

[Alicia_Kim]

There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

 

[cunnilingual2]

Halooooo Lady!

 

[starrynightin64]

“When I was your age, television was called books.” ...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Fezzik, where is that wheelbarrow we left with the albino?

 

[BadAmy]

Inconceivable!

You keep using that word...I don't think it means what you think it means...

 

[Pantyboy74]

You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

...*thunk*

 

[Pantyboy74]

Prince Humperdinck: Surrender.

Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.