Respond with Monty Python

[AllIsGood]

Spam, spam, spam, spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spaaam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam. Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Lovely spam! (Lovely spam!) Lovely spam! (Lovely spam!) Lovely spaaam! Spam, spam, spam, spaaaaam!

 

[TheMrBurns]

Spam, spam, spam, spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spaaam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam. Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am! Lovely spam! (Lovely spam!) Lovely spam! (Lovely spam!) Lovely spaaam! Spam, spam, spam, spaaaaam!

Bloody Vikings!

 

[AllIsGood]

Bloody Vikings!

Praline: Hello. I would like to buy a fish license, please.
Postal clerk: A what?
Praline: A license for my pet fish, Eric.
Clerk: How did you know my name was Eric?
Praline: No, no, no! My fish's name is Eric. Eric fish. He's an halibut.
Clerk: What?
Praline: He is an halibut.
Clerk: You've got a pet halibut?
Praline: Yes, I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.
Clerk: You must be a loony.

 

[TheMrBurns]

Praline: Hello. I would like to buy a fish license, please.
Postal clerk: A what?
Praline: A license for my pet fish, Eric.
Clerk: How did you know my name was Eric?
Praline: No, no, no! My fish's name is Eric. Eric fish. He's an halibut.
Clerk: What?
Praline: He is an halibut.
Clerk: You've got a pet halibut?
Praline: Yes, I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.
Clerk: You must be a loony.

Lalala Dee dee dee it's Eric the half a bee

 

[AllIsGood]

Lalala Dee dee dee it's Eric the half a bee

I forgot about that one!!

Second Bruce: G'day, Bruce!
First Bruce: Oh, Hello Bruce!
Third Bruce: How are you Bruce?
First Bruce: A bit crook, Bruce.
Second Bruce: Where's Bruce?
First Bruce: He's not 'ere, Bruce.
Third Bruce: Blimey, it's hot in here, Bruce.
First Bruce: Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!

 

[TheMrBurns]

I forgot about that one!!

Second Bruce: G'day, Bruce!
First Bruce: Oh, Hello Bruce!
Third Bruce: How are you Bruce?
First Bruce: A bit crook, Bruce.
Second Bruce: Where's Bruce?
First Bruce: He's not 'ere, Bruce.
Third Bruce: Blimey, it's hot in here, Bruce.
First Bruce: Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!

"It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty," he said and she smiled quietly to herself.

 

[AllIsGood]

"It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty," he said and she smiled quietly to herself.

Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

 

[FortybutNice]

I forgot about that one!!

Second Bruce: G'day, Bruce!
First Bruce: Oh, Hello Bruce!
Third Bruce: How are you Bruce?
First Bruce: A bit crook, Bruce.
Second Bruce: Where's Bruce?
First Bruce: He's not 'ere, Bruce.
Third Bruce: Blimey, it's hot in here, Bruce.
First Bruce: Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!

I’ve met the Bruce from which the Python team drew their inspiration. I’ve also met Terry Jones, who is a lovely chap.

 

[AllIsGood]

Busy - huh! I got up at five o'clock, I made myself a cup of tea, I looked out of the window. Well, by then I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.

 

[AllIsGood]

I’ve met the Bruce from which the Python team drew their inspiration. I’ve also met Terry Jones, who is a lovely chap.

Cool!!

 

[FortybutNice]

Cool!!

Yeah, memory is a little bit vague because we drank rather a lot...

Bruce taught philosophy at St Edmund Hall, Oxford, where Terry Jones studied. I met them both at a reunion there.

 

[AllIsGood]

Yeah, memory is a little bit vague because we drank rather a lot...

Bruce taught philosophy at St Edmund Hall, Oxford, where Terry Jones studied. I met them both at a reunion there.

Lucky you!

 

[TheMrBurns]

Lucky you!

You were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in a corridor!

 

[Taten]

Oh, we used to dream of livin' in a corridor!
Would have been a palace to us.
We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip.
We got woke up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House? Huh

 

[Hornblende]

A Møøse once bit my sister...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.

 

[fisherfella]

"she turned me into a Newt!"

 

[ashik09]

"she turned me into a Newt!"

"A newt?"

"... I got better."

 

[Hornblende]

Arthur Negus has held Bristol. That's not a result, it's just a bit of gossip.

 

[FortybutNice]

How to identify trees at a distance. Number one, The Larch.

 

[TheMrBurns]

Drop your panties Sir William, I cannot wait till lunch time.

 

[Hornblende]

John: Oh, I say, have you seen page eight? Nixon’s had an arsehole transplant.

Terry: Ohhh, have you seen the stop press then?

John: No.

Terry: The arsehole has rejected him.

 

[HBergeron]

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats.

Bumping because I love this thread.

 

[Hornblende]

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats.

Contributing because I love this thread too!

JC: and what IS the most popular cheese 'round hear?

MP: Illchester, sir.

JC: IS it.

MP: Oh, yes, it's staggeringly popular in this manor squire.

JC: Is it.

MP: It's our number one best seller, sir!

JC: I see. Uuh... Illchester, eh?

MP: Right, sir.

JC: All right. Okay. 'Have you got any?' He asked, expecting the answer 'no'.

MP: I'll have a look, sir.. nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno.

 

[CharlieB4]

“Well I’m sorry but I’m going to have to shoot you.”

“What a senseless waste of human life.”

 

[HBergeron]

"Now go away or I will taunt you a second time!"