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Oh! What sad times are these when passing ruffians can say "ni" at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
 
I don't care how excrementally runny it is, hand it over with all speed.


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Half-a-bee, philosophically
Must ipso-facto half not be
But half the bee has got to be
A vis a vis it's entity

Do you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?
 
We find nine out of ten British housewives can't tell the difference between Whizzo (tm) Butter and a dead crab.
 
A fair question and one that in recent weeks 'as been much on my mind. It's my considered opinion that they're nestin'.
 
Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice they do not so much fly as plummet.
 
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