Respond with Monty Python

[johncsuk]

Not to leave the room... even if you come and get him

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

 

[MrGoatee]

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

 

[johncsuk]

No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment

 

[MrGoatee]

Squad! Mince it up!

 

[raiguy]

What are you going to do, bleed on me?!

 

[shewantsmore]

That was never 5 mins

 

[johncsuk]

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.

 

[MrGoatee]

She's a witch! Burn her!!!!

 

[raiguy]

To tell the truth, we are completely mad!

 

[Callmetim]

Now that's what I call a dead parrot!

 

[60HzHum]

Look my fine friends, I happen to know that this is the Lupine Express.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I'd like to be a girlie, just like my dear papa.

 

[1sickbastard]

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!

ppbbbffftthhhhhehehehehehahahahahahurk!....(drops dead)

 

[johncsuk]

Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three

 

[java_girl]

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

 

[johncsuk]

Well, she turned me into a newt!

 

[johncsuk]

I'm not dead.

 

[johncsuk]

You're fooling no one

 

[Himperative]

Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptangya Zoooooooom Boing Ni!

 

[1sickbastard]

Sthenturion, why do they titter stho?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

 

[Mindfondler]

Good evening! Tonight on It's the Mind, we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu... that strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened.
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[Collar_N_Cuffs]

We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.

 

[wtexcat]

very small rocks