Respond with Monty Python

[blulilacgrl]

Yes we have all seen them. The various 'Respond with..." threads. Yeah well they can suck it. I don't want to respond with a question or with a kiss (okay maybe a kiss) but what I want is.....

A Shrubbery! Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... with... a herring!


*do I really need to explain this?

 

[tolyk]

Yes we have all seen them. The various 'Respond with..." threads. Yeah well they can suck it. I don't want to respond with a question or with a kiss (okay maybe a kiss) but what I want is.....

A Shrubbery! Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... with... a herring!


*do I really need to explain this?

It's just a flesh wound.

 

[neiljames74]

"A nine bladed sword, NINE BLADED! Not two, or five, or seven, BUT NINE!
Which he will wield on all wretched sinners. Sinners just like you sir, there!"

 

[jack80]

But it's my only line!

 

[InsatiableDsire]

And now for something completely different

 

[Thandi]

There's a penguin on the telly!

 

[hatlover123]

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

 

[hatlover123]

you can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

 

[hatlover123]

I mean. If I went around claiming to be emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me. They'd put me away!

 

[tolyk]

We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni, we are now the Knights who say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptangya!!

 

[hatlover123]

Help help! I'm being repressed

Come and see the violence inherent in the system.

 

[Thandi]

We are the Knights who say Ni

 

[jack80]

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, piss off!

 

[hatlover123]

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster...

 

[InsatiableDsire]

I’m sorry to have kept you waiting, but I’m afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently.

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

It's not much of a cheese shop, is it?

 

[sweetsauce]

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!....

 

[jack80]

We are three wise men.

Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.

 

[InsatiableDsire]

I fart in your general direction

 

[neiljames74]

Are you the Judean people's front?
Fuck off! Judean people's front...We're the peoples front of Judea. Judean people's front....
Wankers!

 

[hatlover123]

Surrounded by the vicious gang of turn left signs!

 

[sweetsauce]

He's not dead! He's tired and shagged out after a long squawk !

 

[hatlover123]

Ahhh I remember it now

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

 

[InsatiableDsire]

He's not pining. He's passed on.

 

[sweetsauce]

Jean-Claude Zattyrpatique, la poof celebre!