'Required reading"...this is so disturbing/hilarious/unrealistic

[Cirrus]

You must read this:

http://maryromantic.com/

or if you prefer to cut to the chase, go here:

http://www.maryromantic.com/malemasturbation.htm

She really thinks she's going to find someone? I'm a lady and I think she's frightening...I can't imagine what a guy might think.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

 

[Mustang Sally]

She wants a guy willing to give up masturbation, even if he has to wear a chastity tube? A CHASTITY TUBE?? LOL

Oh, lady, join us here in the real world. I think she needs to be introduced to Literotica.

 

[MysteryJKR]

hehe. *wipes a tear*

 

[Bubblegum *sugarless*]

OMG...That is just...just...FREAKY! And I say that in the nicest way possible, to each his own. But damn...*shaking head*...FREAKY!

 

[chatbug]

Another viewpoint

I am a man and I do masturbate. However, I can understand where Mary is coming from, and her desires make logical sense and are consistent if you assume a particular religious upbringing.

However, on her main page, she says she is looking for an agnostic or an atheist. I guess I'm confused. She almost sounds like she's a dominant looking to be worshiped by a submissive male.

I've heard of men that desire not to masturbate because of religious beliefs. I cannot imagine another reason besides godly (or mistressly) retribution that would keep a man from masturbating.

 

[Wizard]

WOW.....That whole thing is FUCKED up..........................

 

[CRaZy]

I found these sections below particularly interesting. At least this chick knows what she wants but at 48 she probably isn't in a position to be THIS choosy. What sort of gift? Small handgun? Loaf of bread?

I really like the Q&A section where she invites men with poor English to contact her in future if it improves. I guess she hasn't realised that someone with limited English would not be able to wade through her drivel in the first place.

Lots of women don't like their men to masturbate. I have a friend who divorced her hubby of 30 years because she caught him wanking with a dildo up his ass. LOL.

DIRECT QUOTES FROM ARTICLE
I ask any man who wants to meet me to give me a small gift when we meet in person. I do this for two reasons — first, I don't work and I could use a little extra help right now, and second, then a man can demonstrate whether or not he has a problem with helping a lady in this way or whether he has a problem with a lady who would ask for such help. I'm not looking for a man for money; I'm looking for a man for the love that we'll eventually share.

I have a personal preference for not being interrupted while I'm talking. So please don't step on my words. Although I appreciate the sincere intentions of listeners who are used to interjecting verbal nods such as "uh huh," "hmm hmm," or "OK" when the speaker pauses briefly between statements, please don't do so with me. I'd rather you listen silently so that I can know that you have the best chance of hearing every word that I say. Don't worry, I won't be longwinded. ;-)


Could I be what you're looking for even though my primary language isn't English and I don't speak English very well?

No, I need someone who speaks English very well. Spoken communication is that important to me. There are many women who would be very happy with a man who doesn't speak very much English. I'm just not one of them. Please feel free to contact me in the future if you ever do speak English very well. (This doesn't mean that I need an English-speaking, American-born man to be very articulate.)

 

[Guest]

 

[Mustang Sally]

"This is how our phone conversation will go. I'm going to say this, then you'll say that, then I'll ask you to recite my affirmation paragraph. If we arrange a date, you will recite another long date procedure paragraph."

Umm hmmm.

I had thoughts of Domme looking for a sub, too, but considering how explicit she's been on every other tiny detail, I don't think she'd hesitate to go ahead and just say it - I'M LOOKING FOR A SEX SLAVE!! hahaha

 

[morninggirl5]

I recognize this woman. She was on all the talk shows in the late eighties because she founded the National Chastity Association.... It was a huge attraction when she was on Oprah in our college dorm... Damn, somewhere in a box of stuff from school, I have the 19 Desires of the NCA, but I remember there was supposed to be absolutely NO physical contact before marriage.

 

[SunnyGirl]

Hmmmmm, this is one freaky lady...but whatever floats your boat, I suppose.

And WTF is a chastity tube???

 

[Cirrus]

That's what I thought, too, that she's a Dom looking for a sub, but sheesh...ever Dom I've ever known, and admittedly it's not that many hasn't been that specific about every little thing and detail and phone call. She's got everything scripted, it's just....just....JUST. Dear lord and people like this walk among us.