Request a Private Message

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Thanks to everyone that replied to my request. It was interesting to read about the many reasons people stay here. :)
 
Ok I'm game. I would love to see what naughty messages I get from females.
 
I'd like a flirty message from a pretty girl to alleviate a very long, difficult, boring work day.
 
Describe your last really good sexual encounter in detail, including what made it so great...
 
Some one please tell me a joke I need to laugh.

thank you al for your jokes and the winner is

A man walks into a bar
there is a jar of money on the bar
when the bartender comes over the man orders a beer than asks “what's with the money jar?”
The bartender says” It's for anyone who can make the Horse at the end of bar smile.”
The man looked at the end of the bar to see the horse moping in his beer.
He looks at the bartender “Can I try?”
“Sure go ahead.”

He walked to the end of the bar and whispered into the horses ear.
Suddenly the horse burst out laughing.
The man collects his winnings and leaves the bar.

2 weeks later

the man walks back into the same bar
when the bartender comes over the man orders a beer than asks “what's with the money jar?”
The bartender says” It's for anyone who can make the Horse at the end bar stop laughing.”
The man looked at the end of the bar to see the horse laughing in his beer.
He looks at the bartender “Can I try?”
“Sure go ahead.”
The goes to the end of the bar and takes the horse into the bath room
When they come out the horse is crying
The man went to collect his winnings

The bartender held the money “ I have to know how did you do that?”
“Well the first time I told him that my cock was bigger than his, and today I showed him.”
 
I guess I'll take a PM... about to leave for a long drive and something to smile about would be nice :eek:
 
this thread still active - if so, would love to hear from you all
 
this doesn't work very well... I have sent and never got back and the one I did was a gay guy... lol... Sorry not into guys...
 
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