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Not had many messages recently. If any of my friends want to drop me a line it would be much appreciated.
Anyone who wants to introduce themselves is more than welcome to!
 
Give me something to consider while I work ( late night extra curricular work )
 
I'm looking for a PM from a woman born on July 26th, 1982. She must be brunette, tan, have a birthmark on her left elbow, a tattoo of Scooby-Doo on her right shoulder, a Master's Degree in Business Administration, no kids, an insatiable sexual appetite, know all the dialogue of every Seinfeld episode by heart, a car less than 3 years old (Jaguar or Mercedes Benz is acceptable), love the color blue the most, hates country and rap music, loves dogs and cats but hates unicorns, and totally shuns utensils at the dinner table.

If this sounds like you, please send a PM. If it isn't, kindly piss off. I'm not gonna be even remotely interested.
 
I want a clever PM on what I should do with these two alts that have graced my inbox. Didn’t make it far in round one, so giving it another go with round two it seems.
Can I please play with them like string dolls and toy with their minds? Or maybe create an alt myself and play alt to alt games? Ouuuiii.... 😳😈
Call’em out straight out, which I’m certain they’ll undoubtky deny all allegations to.

Think outside the box people!!
 
Taegul said:
I'm looking for a PM from a woman born on July 26th, 1982. She must be brunette, tan, have a birthmark on her left elbow, a tattoo of Scooby-Doo on her right shoulder, a Master's Degree in Business Administration, no kids, an insatiable sexual appetite, know all the dialogue of every Seinfeld episode by heart, a car less than 3 years old (Jaguar or Mercedes Benz is acceptable), love the color blue the most, hates country and rap music, loves dogs and cats but hates unicorns, and totally shuns utensils at the dinner table.

If this sounds like you, please send a PM. If it isn't, kindly piss off. I'm not gonna be even remotely interested.
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And to think I was just going to PM you with a nude selfie. Good thing I read this before I did. Guess I'll just delete that selfie so no one else will see it. :(
 
Hanging out tonight and ahead of schedule with nothing pressing due soon. Watching TV, but I wouldn't mind getting to know someone new. Respectful and meaningful conversations are always welcome and I'm down to talk about pretty much anything anyone. Normally I would be a glass or three down to Drunksville but I'm trying to be better about that.
 
53 year old straight male looking for a female muse with a tortured soul in need of a guiding hand
 
I would love to chat with a woman. Pick her brain and get advice. Talk sexy. I’ve never been with a woman and I really would love to one day. So I guess I’d like for a woman to teach me a thing or two 😏
 
A PM just to convince me that it is possible that I may find a fun female to chat with here...sometimes I wonder.
 
I'm bored 😶

(I may lose internet so if I disappear, that's probably why)
 
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