Request a Private Message

[MrEd63]

Something to cheer me up as I feel rather down just now

 

[CleverCowardice]

Recommend a book, movie, and/or album and tell me why it's a must read/watch/listen.

Or just show me your boobs.

 

[The_Silver_Fox]

I want your recipe for the following ingredients

cream

nutmeg

oysters

celeriac

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Nope, I will not!

 

[georgerb]

Always love to meet folks and chat!

 

[Deleted member 3321814]

A Pm would be most welcome!

 

[where_is_RUTH]

If you're Interested, I thought about runner lady both times I had sex with the so.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

If you're Interested, I thought about runner lady both times I had sex with the so.

I’d love my box stuffed full with naughty messages today. I need it bad!

 

[Stevew0073]

Something to get me through work on this Monday

 

[Miles Long]

Always enjoy receiving PMs that contain some or all of the following:

1. Household items that make good lube for masturbation
2. Uses for Frankenstein's dick (attached or unattached)
3. Questions about life, love, and happiness
4. Tips on how to find meaning when staring into the vast, empty void that is existence
5. Tit pics
6. Tasty fall recipes

Edited to add:

7. Dad jokes

 

[AveryElle]

Always enjoy receiving PMs that contain some or all of the following:

1. Household items that make good lube for masturbation
2. Uses for Frankenstein's dick (attached or unattached)
3. Questions about life, love, and happiness
4. Tips on how to find meaning when staring into the vast, empty void that is existence
5. Tit pics
6. Tasty fall recipes

Edited to add:

7. Dad jokes

done!

 

[texas cop]

I would love a pm. Damn shame tho that I have to ask for them.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

I have the answer to life, the universe, and everything. PM for details.

 

[Tenderkiss]

It would be a nice lift me up to receive a guanine PM from a lady whose interest is piqued from reading my “ad”.

 

[Bob2again]

I’d love a PM from anyone describing the last time they masturbated.

 

[Tallulah82]

A Pm would be most welcome!

Done! Though, technically if it's a reply then does it count?

 

[smtst5]

What would you do if you won $1.6 billion?

 

[Deleted member 3321814]

Done! Though, technically if it's a reply then does it count?

Hey, are you stalking me?:-o

 

[Trouble_maker]

Let me throw my hat in the mix here. I don’t really care what the PM is...

 

[Taegul]

I would like to once again request a PM from Scarlett Johansson while wearing the Black Widow costume. I mean she's wearing the costume, not me. Perve!

 

[MarkSand]

Fire away! I'm always eager to make new friends

 

[Stevew0073]

I could use a nice chat to get through the afternoon

 

[Smoothshavendad]

I need one bad!!!!

 

[Bob2again]

PM me if you’re looking for encouragement to masturbate.

 

[sparkmanhou]

Let's see if this works!! I'll add my name to the list.