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Clean out your inbox? I think you'll need to rent additional space to handle the volume you'll be experiencing :rolleyes:

Yeah, ladies can also send messages to one of my alts....Twentyinchcock4u or Thunderdick4life :D
 
I'd like to receive a random PM from any lady out there.
Random random, my mind should be confused.
 
ooo, a random PM would be fun........ like a stranger on a train.... (Hitchcock)
 
So long as you can varify that I was not in a certain park digging a hole, that's fine.

Or if you can at least confirm that I found the hamsters like that.

Oh sure. However whatever i come up with and it works..you have to do after ;)
 
Today I would like a PM from Jennifer Lawrence. Please do not keep me waiting.
 
A PM from Giada telling me what she's making me for dinner. Absent that, a PM from any woman telling me her favorite Rolling Stones song.
 
Ok, I guess Jennifer Lawrence hasn't logged in a while. Her loss.

Today I want....no, demand....a PM from Scarlett Johansson.

Tic....Toc....Tic....Toc....
 
I would like a random pm from a woman :)
I'll be on for a little while but if I'm not just leave me one.
We can chat about anything.
 
I would like a PM from a bloodthirsty artificial intelligence plotting humanities' downfall. Failing that, a super-intelligent lab monkey who has vowed revenge on the beings that so cruelly gave him the curse of knowledge.

Finding your work easy so far?
 
You should totally p.m. me. Unless you need a response in the next three days.
 
I want T to pm me and offer his personal mobile creamery.

And she still has me on ignore. Damn tease.

Ok, so my PM request from Scarlett Johansson was a bust also. *Sigh*

So today I will be expecting a PM from Jessica Alba. Jessica? Don't be shy, I know you have plenty of free time and you stalk and perve these forums night and day. I am your biggest fan, you know...Yes, I was referring to penis size :cool:
 
I'd like a PM from someone I don't know. Someone who wants to say hi, and see where the conversation goes.
 
I'm looking for a woman older than me to chat with :) (I'm 21, almost 22)
For casual and sexual chats ;)
 
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