Request a Private Message

This thread needs a bump after two weeks of quiet.

I'd love to hear from someone who'd like to share a cocktail and unwind tonight, and talk about what they're looking forward to this weekend.
 
I would like to request a PM from someone with experience at getting blood out of a hotel carpet.

Not to be pushy but this is time sensitive.




...I did it again...
 
I would like to request a PM from someone with experience at getting blood out of a hotel carpet.

Not to be pushy but this is time sensitive.




...I did it again...

Call the cops. They have specialists who can help you with that bloodstain.
 
Request a pm from a beautiful woman of any age/background to keep me company this late night
 
I would like to request a PM from a litster who is willing to varify my whereabouts on the night of April 17th.

Must be comfortable around authorities.
 
I'm always looking for a conversation. We can discuss 99.5% of topics. Your choice! Come say hi!
 
Nothing special, but I'd love a PM from a lady who has a birthday in the month of August, has brown hair, is currently wearing red/pink nail polish, has more than 3 piercings but less than 5, tattoos that include any South Park characters (except Mr. Hankey because...just eww) loves dogs, cats and emus but only dogs, cats and emus, drives a Corvette (when she's not flying her personal jet around the world), loves playing and losing games of strip poker, loves bringing her cheerleader friends over to play naked Twister, and has no jealous ex-boyfriends with violent tempers. Oh, and her favorite number must be 25.

I better start clearing out my Inbox again...
 
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