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vibes said:
Did you get what you were looking for eventually?
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Well, I think 20 mins is a little quick...

I have received two.

One could have been awkward for someone, which I think would have been hilarious. And the other was a very valid and decent attempt.
 
Let me try to request a PM properly based on the other requests I have read.

I am not interested in actually getting to know anyone, so I am posting here to request someone else take the iniative to PM me. That PM needs to be dirty and slutty.

Looking forward to a packed PM box.
 
MakeMeSweat said:
Let me try to request a PM properly based on the other requests I have read.

I am not interested in actually getting to know anyone, so I am posting here to request someone else take the iniative to PM me. That PM needs to be dirty and slutty.

Looking forward to a packed PM box.
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Trying my best to figure out who you are... too sarcastic to be your real UN. If I ask will you tell me the truth? :cool:
 
Go figure. My biting sarcasm didn't work either.

Let's try this approach: someone (yes, ideally a female) who wants a friend of the opposite sex. I won't oggle over your tits, don't care if you wear a thong or granny panties. Not going to try to get into your pants, cyber or otherwise. Post your pics if you want, but showing your tits doesn't get anymore attention.

Here's the catch: I am not your fantasy either. I will be completely real. Warts and all. I am not the White Knight, no cassanova, I don't have six pack abs. I am not God's gift to women. I am average, and won't pretend to be anything else.

I haven't had wild penthouse letters sex, and don't plan on making it up that I did. I won't Photoshop my cock to make it appear bigger, thicker, or whatever.

I have a life outside of here, as depressing at times it might be, it's my life. That means I get busy, I forget things, there is a lot going on to manage. I assume the same for you.

Well, there you go. I am sure the ladies are just waiting to eat me up.
 
I'm honest and going to admit.......................i'm lonely....
 
It's a gray morning here. Drop me a PM and tell me your favorite thing to do on a rainy day.
 
I would like a PM from a woman describing her daily run or exercise.
 
I am requesting a PM from someone that owns a fleshlight and would like to show it off in action. :D :rolleyes:
 
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