Request a PM here

I'd love to receive an unexpected PM that I can share with Mrs MF to make us both laugh or smile. :)
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Would like a pm from someone who has never sent me one before. Tell me a really bad joke.
 
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If you would like to brighten a man's day please drop me a little line or two. I don't get many, hence this begging letter! So many lovely women on Lit. I am from Ireland - just by the way xx
 
I seek entertainment and delights tonight! Does anyone else seek similarly?
 
I have decided to request a PM because wobbly is a funny word. Wanna know why? PM me, and we'll probably talk about something totally different!
 
*zooms in on a zipline* Wahoo! Yeah! Hey guys, i'd also love a PM. Or 2! Or even 5! Thanks! *zooms away*
 
A PM from a lovely lady about your usual routine about browsing this message board. What's on the other side of the screen.

Do you usually access on the computer or phone?
How long do you usually spend here each season?
Where are you? (i.e. couch, bed, kitchen table)?
Do you masturbate while browsing lit?
Do you get undressed while browsing lit?

Whatever you're comfortable sharing is interesting to me.
 
I also find myself interested in a PM. Oh wait, I'm always interested in a PM, because PM's are awesome! Send me a PM, and let's be awesome at the same time! Or... something. That sounded better in my head.
 
This is the sad thread for guys like me. But I'm not too proud to beg - oops I mean request!
 
Always seeking more shiny happy people to conversate with, though I must admit the fact that I'm blind prevents me from knowing whether or not you are actually shiny.
 
Send me a PM about how you discovered masturbation

(assuming everyone here has discovered masturbation!)
 
Requesting a PM because PM's are fun!
Getting a PM is number 1!
Responding to the PM is number 2!
So send me one, and I'll respond to you!
 
Hi

Would welcome a few lines of intro from any of you of the female persuasion xx
Friendly bored guy.
 
How about a pm with your favorite low carb meal or snack. I'm running out of ideas.
 
Is this a gentle reminder for me to be better about managing my PMs? ;)

How about a random PM about the worst college course you took.

Nope. About once a month I try and stir the thread pot and start from the back somewhere (this time page 11) and move stuff back up to the front that people have enjoyed or posted in a lot. Some things get lost otherwise.
 
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