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[TheOlderGuy]

Can I say Happy Father's Day to you?

you may, and thank you.
wanna play who's your daddy?

 

[Holly Delight]

you prefer cricket?

Is this the one with all the googlies?

They chirp a lot too.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Is this the one with all the googlies?

They chirp a lot too.

whatever happened to barney google?

 

[Holly Delight]

whatever happened to barney google?

Did he get killed by Jimminy Cricket?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Did he get killed by Jimminy Cricket?

was buddy holly involved?
and wouldn't that draw you into the conspiracy?

 

[Holly Delight]

was buddy holly involved?
and wouldn't that draw you into the conspiracy?

I knew the terrible truth would come out sooner or later !

Do you suppose he had a spellbuddy?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

I knew the terrible truth would come out sooner or later !

Do you suppose he had a spellbuddy?

could it be tori spelling?

are we seriously deteriorating here?

 

[Holly Delight]

could it be tori spelling?

are we seriously deteriorating here?

We must be. I read that last question as "decorating" instead of "deteriorating".

It won't be long now, will it?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

We must be. I read that last question as "decorating" instead of "deteriorating".

It won't be long now, will it?

do you like my new drapes?

do you think the purple carpet makes my thighs look too heavy?

 

[Holly Delight]

do you like my new drapes?

do you think the purple carpet makes my thighs look too heavy?

No, everyone is looking at your nice butt and no one is noticing the drapes and carpet.

Why don't your carpet and drapes match ?

 

[Sillyman]

Does anyone know if peanut butter causes infections?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Does anyone know if peanut butter causes infections?

did you just get peanut butter on my new drapes?

isn't someone looking for you at the gb? should we hide you here?

 

[Sillyman]

did you just get peanut butter on my new drapes?

isn't someone looking for you at the gb? should we hide you here?

Was I not supposed to wipe myself off on the drapes?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Was I not supposed to wipe myself off on the drapes?

got any grape jelly?

or even drape jelly?

 

[MistyBluEyes]

Can I wish all the fathers in here a Happy Fathers Day?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Can I wish all the fathers in here a Happy Fathers Day?

why, yes, you can, it doesn't even violate any rules.
what did you get me?

 

[MistyBluEyes]

why, yes, you can, it doesn't even violate any rules.
what did you get me?

How about a great big SMOOCH?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

How about a great big SMOOCH?

how did you know?

 

[MistyBluEyes]

how did you know?

Could it be because when I was small my father used to tell me that my kisses were the best present?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Could it be because when I was small my father used to tell me that my kisses were the best present?

did you believe him?

 

[MistyBluEyes]

did you believe him?

Yes I did. Fathers don't lie to their daughters do they?

 

[xzchief]

Hmm...Father's Day and the Summer Solstice fall on the same day this year. Is there a coincidence?

 

[Holly Delight]

Hmm...Father's Day and the Summer Solstice fall on the same day this year. Is there a coincidence?

Did Hallmark have a combination card?

 

[xzchief]

Did Hallmark have a combination card?

I didn't see it. Did you?

 

[Imhotep]

Is that a confusing question, or what?