handlebars69
MMMmmmm Dayna
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didnt your mom ever tell you cleanliness is most important? like changing your underwear everyday in case you die or something that way you wont embarass her
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emptyness said:that depends; can you imagine me shaving myself bare first?
handlebars69 said:no room for monsters, too many toys and mags... you?
but I am a neat freak and don't you know monsters don't like neatness?handlebars69 said:didnt your mom ever tell you cleanliness is most important? like changing your underwear everyday in case you die or something that way you wont embarass her
emptyness said:that depends; can you imagine me shaving myself bare first?
emptyness said:neighborhood children, what else?
MistyBluEyes said:OH HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!! Can I start imagining now?
emptyness said:oh, i'm sure my mum is already embaressed, aren't you?
emptyness said:well, you'll be careful i don't nick myself, won't you?
emptyness said:okay, i go to shower now.
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handlebars69 said:actually i never did anythign to embarass my mommy.... but do you know, my brother ran into my grammas car when he was drunk and broke his nose on the license plate?

MistyBluEyes said:Is it ok that I laughed at this?![]()
handlebars69 said:i was there... i laughed and laughed, even as i was dragging him out of the street...... i though i was gonna pee myself.... i was pretty mad though, he has one of those girlfriends that need everythign their way or else, so he told her that i hit him! can you imagine how mad i was?
frankies90 said:Hi MBE...was I missed?![]()

MistyBluEyes said:I can imagine. Did you tell the girlfriend the truth?
frankies90 said:Can't you see I walk amoungst you doubt free?![]()
handlebars69 said:i hate the bitch, id rather her think i beat up my brother then talk to her.... you ever known anyone like that?
Originally posted by MistyBluEyes
Is your brother older or younger than you?
