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[TheOlderGuy]

morning TOG (((((hugz)))))

well, did we pass muster?

where's today's joke?

impatient, are you?

 

[Henry]

do you know where they are?

Do you know where they are? we could look together, how does that sound?

 

[kjtatts]

you mean you didn't bring any with you?

hi KJ

Do I have to share?

evening, good morning and goodnight SP lol

 

[TheOlderGuy]

And who stole my bourbon?

was it in a brown paper bag?
i'm afraid i may have run over it in the parking garage.

 

[kjtatts]

impatient, are you?

So..... have ya got one or not?

How ya doing?

 

[SpiritKitty]

Originally posted by kjtatts
Do I have to share?

evening, good morning and goodnight SP lol

you mean you're going to be a greedy gut and keep them all to yourself?

g'day lol

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Shall we find everyone's meds then?

careful you don't get them mixed up.
you wouldn't want to end up with the wrong drug, would you?

 

[SpiritKitty]

Originally posted by TheOlderGuy
impatient, are you?

well, where is it?

 

[kjtatts]

Are we still waiting for a joke?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

jim was in love with wendy. head over heals. when she'd agreed to marry him, he had her name tattoed on his penis. of course it only read "WENDY" when he was erect, the rest of the time, it just said w...y. now they were on their honeymoon, in sunny negril, and as he approached the outdoor clothing optional bar he noticed a large native with the same tatoo, w...y on his penis. jim couln'e resist striking up a conversation. they chatted about the fabulous weather, the drinks, the women. finally jim said in a hush "I couldn't help but notice that your girlfriend's name is Wendy. Mine, too."
the native looked puzzled, "Wattaya talkin' 'bout?"

 

[TheOlderGuy]

"Well, you see here on my penis, i have wendy's name tatooed. and i see you have that as well."

"Oh, no, no, no. Mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day."





are you having a nice day, mon?

 

[SpiritKitty]

Originally posted by TheOlderGuy
"Well, you see here on my penis, i have wendy's name tatooed. and i see you have that as well."

"Oh, no, no, no. Mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day."





are you having a nice day, mon?

lmao...

well, wasn't that worth waiting for?!

 

[TheOlderGuy]

lmao...

well, wasn't that worth waiting for?!

do you have any jokes to contribute?
remember please it must be in the form of a question.
why is it i suddenly feel like alex tribek?

 

[SpiritKitty]

Originally posted by TheOlderGuy
do you have any jokes to contribute?
remember please it must be in the form of a question.
why is it i suddenly feel like alex tribek?

can i buy a vowel?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

can i buy a vowel?

how about O ?

 

[SpiritKitty]

Originally posted by TheOlderGuy
how about O ?

thank you sir, may i have another?

 

[Gravitino]

havent you had enough?!

 

[Henry]

havent you had enough?!

Isn't more always better?

 

[MsTexas]

Isn't more always better?

could less be more seductive?

Thank you was really nice Henry

 

[Henry]

could less be more seductive?

Thank you was really nice Henry

would you like seduction?

My pleasure MsTexas....

 

[Gravitino]

is that possible?

We want more more more!!!

 

[MsTexas]

would you like seduction?

My pleasure MsTexas....

Is seduction on the menu?

Split the pleasure with you Henry

 

[Henry]

Is seduction on the menu?

Split the pleasure with you Henry

Would you like it to be *grins*

mmmm of course MsTexas or do you prefer something shorter for your name...

 

[MsTexas]

Would you like it to be *grins*

mmmm of course MsTexas or do you prefer something shorter for your name...

yes *grins* Can pleasure be added to the menu as well?

something shorter is good

 

[Henry]

yes *grins* Can pleasure be added to the menu as well?

something shorter is good

what kind of pleasure would you like? *grins*

let me know what you prefer sweetie