Reply ONLY with a question

[NickyMach]

what kind of pleasure would you like? *grins*

let me know what you prefer sweetie

The menu isn't a la carte, is it?

 

[MsTexas]

what kind of pleasure would you like? *grins*

let me know what you prefer sweetie

What kind of pleasure can you offer?

*I prefer for you to surprise me*

 

[TheOlderGuy]

What kind of pleasure can you offer?

*I prefer for you to surprise me*

don't we all luv surprises?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

anyone have a joke to contribute?

 

[ruminator]

Can it not be a question if its funny enough?

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable infidelity. Suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off.. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The little girl was just chatting away at her father when, all of a sudden, the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Not wanting to expose his nine-year-old daughter to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey. "
The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?

 

[ruminator]

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

The graduate with a LiberalArts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

 

[ruminator]

How about one that does end in a question?

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently
taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a
gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay
fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to
sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his
wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have
a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

 

[TheOlderGuy]

thanks.

any more?

 

[ruminator]

thanks.

any more?

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth.
In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he
turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to
dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his
wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and
decided to go to the hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with
her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date
said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit
down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told
him to blow hard.
When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter
jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing
and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for somethingto eat.

Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so
wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he
grows older?"
The father replied "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law."

 

[ruminator]

A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from
their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound
downstairs. She went downstairs and looked all around, finally finding her
husband in the basement, crouched in the corner, facing the wall, and
sobbing.

"What's wrong with you?" she asked him.
"Remember when your father caught us having sex when you were sixteen?", he
replied. "And remember he said I had two choices; I could either marry you,
or spend the next twenty years in prison."
Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember, so what?"
"I would be a free man today."

A man walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "Give me a shot of that green shit you have
over there."

The bartender said, "I don't know about that, sir, it's pretty strong."

The man replied, "Good, give me two shots. I just found out my older son's gay."

The bartender understood and gave the man two shots of the green shit.

The next night the same man walked into the bar and said, "Give me four shots of that green shit
from last night."

The bartender said, "Are you sure about that?"

The man said, "Yes, I just found out that my younger son is gay."

The bartender understood and gave him four shots of the green shit.

Then the next night the man went back to the bar and said, "Give me eight shots of that green shit."

The bartender said, "I don't think I can do that."

The man said, "Please, I had a horrible day."

The bartender said, "Doesn't anyone in your family eat pussy?"

The man said, "Yeah, my wife."

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in
and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day
getting drunk?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened that's so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the
bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the
bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Again?
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the
bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.
Man: Hmmm...
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied
her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife
walked in.....

 

[ruminator]

thanks.

any more?

Can I sneak one more in, only because its true, and to funny/sad/ironic to pass up?

WASHINGTON - Concerned about the appearance of disarray and feuding within his administration as well as growing resistance to his policies in Iraq, President Bush - living up to his recent declaration that he is in charge - told his top officials to "stop the leaks" to the media, or else.

News of Bush's order leaked almost immediately.

Bush told his senior aides Tuesday that he "didn't want to see any stories" quoting unnamed administration officials in the media anymore, and that if he did, there would be consequences, said a senior administration official who asked that his name not be used.



Full story here

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Can I sneak one more in, only because its true, and to funny/sad/ironic to pass up?

isn't truth funnier than fiction?

 

[Henry]

The menu isn't a la carte, is it?

Would you like it to be a la carte?

 

[Henry]

What kind of pleasure can you offer?

*I prefer for you to surprise me*

Care to cum a little closer?

how about MsT then....

 

[Henry]

isn't truth funnier than fiction?

Can't they both be the same thing at times?

 

[MystiqDrgn]

isn't truth funnier than fiction?

Isn't that stranger than fiction?

 

[Henry]

Isn't that stranger than fiction?

Should it be?


(((((((MYSTIQ))))))) , hope you are feeling better?

 

[TheOlderGuy]

hi, and bye, guys
can y'all keep the questions cumming
while i go home?

 

[MystiqDrgn]

hi, and bye, guys
can y'all keep the questions cumming
while i go home?

Will you be long?

Do you drive far? Do you take a plane? Do you just get Scotty to beam you to wherever you want to go? And how does one arouse a question to cum? Does it get hard to do?

(Hope you have a safe trip home)

 

[MystiqDrgn]

Should it be?


(((((((MYSTIQ))))))) , hope you are feeling better?

Why shouldn't it?


(thank you. I am on the mend, a few more days and I will be right as rain)

 

[Henry]

Why shouldn't it?


(thank you. I am on the mend, a few more days and I will be right as rain)

Anything is possible, isn't it?


(my pleasure...soft smiles.... anything i can do to help feel free to ask me.)

 

[Henry]

hi, and bye, guys
can y'all keep the questions cumming
while i go home?

Will you be long?

How do you get there?

 

[frankies90]

I'm here does it matter?

 

[MystiqDrgn]

I'm here does it matter?

It doesn't anti-matter does it?

(I am glad you are here ~smiles~)

 

[frankies90]

It doesn't anti-matter does it?

(I am glad you are here ~smiles~)

Thank you Mystiq sometimes you have to ask don't you?