sircumvent
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Where did you get that bra?![]()
In hell, where else?![]()
would you believe me if I told you K-Mart?

Is there any difference between the Lit GB & hell?
Do you even know where hell is? Do you think a nice girl like you will go there eventually? Are you sure you're evil enough to come and join as exclusive member of My hell?![]()
Haven't you exceeded the number of questions you can ask?
I beg your pardon? Where does it say that you could ask only a certain number of questions? Do you not know that I'm His Holiness, the Holy Devil, the Asker of Questions, and the Master of Deceit? Are you not aware that I'm the Most Feared, the Extremely Hated, with a Bushy Beard now hiding My zits? Are you too stupid to be scared when you confront Me directly without a minder? Can you answer all My questions with only a Single question?![]()
If you're the Devil, then why do you have the need to ask questions? Shouldn't you already know the answers? Isn't it beneath you to ask questions of us mere mortals? What sort of answers can we possibly produce for you that you don't already know?
Maybe I'm the Goddess of Entry Cards?
I suspect JAB must have let you in without the usual body search, but hey, where are my manners, will you join us having some devil coffee and mickey mouse cookies?![]()
There was a cavity search on offer? (looks dissapointed).
Does somebody need a hand?
And you'll put it where?
Didn't they teach you at hell school that you can ask questions even when you know the answers, to confuse the human dorks, and also to make you look superior 'cos you are the Questioner, the Interrogator, the Teacher of all Ancients, and the spreader of peanut butter on the bread?![]()
Hey, are you even wearing underwear down there?![]()